Dr. UwUmar

@arsenalsmccabe Didn't she get like 7 points last season as well? I swear I remember her having led a few games because the head coach got suspended or something

LADSSS MARIE-LOUISE ETA GOT A FUCKING POINT LFGGGGG

@afcaliya Arsenal this season has been the most consistent threat to my mental health lol

the men threatening to ruin my mood later on asw #ihatemylife

@hannahafcc History of everything is really great if you haven't listened to it before

does anyone happen to have any recommendations for a good history podcast? need one for my train journey home 🤓 any period/vibe works for me!

@_azvlejos Et l'arbitrage n'aidait vraiment pas, tout pour faire durer le suspense c'est abusé

@BrainStormZad tellement stressant surtout aha

EN FINALE !!!!! #OLARS

Horrendous reffing on both sides, congrats to Lyon on a well-deserved win #OLARS

It's literally -- literally -- a tax on empty luxury properties that nobody lives in. These people already live in Florida, you dumbass.

length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

Life imitates art 🔥

quand tu penses a mamie pendant l’acte

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

@LouisBaltimore C le onze septembre là mdrrr c quoi cette horreur

So this psychopath is still calling Imane a man. Even after putting her through hell and having the IOC itself put out a statement about how insane and demented this fucking loser is. Can’t believe this is who y’all were doing “separate the art from the artist” nonsense for.

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

jorginho (current flamengo player, ex arsenal, ucl winner for chelsea etc) reporting how chappel roan disrespected his step daughter who’s jude law’s daughter 😬

US: "Are our citizens safe in Iranian prisons?" Iran: "Are you planning to bomb those prisons?" US: "..." Iran: "Then they're safe."

Nous découvrons avec consternation la récupération honteuse autour de la célébration de notre joueuse Louna Lapassouse. Ce geste, qu’elle réalise depuis de nombreuses années, représente simplement ses initiales. Les interprétations malveillantes qui circulent sont mensongères et relèvent d’une polémique indigne. Le Toulouse FC condamne fermement ces accusations et rappelle son engagement constant et sans ambiguïté contre toute forme de discrimination.

BREAKING Spain’s PM Sánchez: “They say that Spain is alone.” “They’re the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine, and then others followed.” “We are not alone. We are the first.” “Those defending the indefensible will be the ones left alone.” 🇪🇸