Ian Bramall

@NoContextBrits 😂😂 that’s about right..defo not get top 4 now!

Spurs without Harry Kane.

@_SteveDare youtube.com/watch?v=y7w1aj…

I guess we’re about to find out Jordan Henderson is, should be the easiest question to answer he’ll ever answer so let’s see

@Wozmotron @Ntlhomecoming @TheNational Cool; think I’d prefer the Friday!

@Ntlhomecoming @TheNational @Bramvan_3000 Let’s go!

🚨🚨🚨 @thenational are performing two of their beloved albums in full at @ntlhomecoming! Friday: High Violet Saturday: Trouble Will Find Me Tickets at NTLhomecoming.com

@Wozmotron 👀 I’m in.

#OnThisDay 1993 Eric Cantona scored with this delicate effort away at Southampton. Made it look so easy!👏👏 #MUFC #SOUMUN

@ChrisMartin_93 😂😂

james acaster telling lorraine to go fuck herself was the highlight of my nye

Option 2️⃣ #WDCFC

I’ve never been more proud to be a key worker cockers! #clapforcarers #ClapForTheNHS

'I’ll just come out for one…'

@sulaAlice Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

Think the only way this could get worse is if we draw Mike Ashley

@jennaswire @WeWantPlates Can not compute

@LucyD63 @DoctorMysterio I’ve never seen martial smile tbh

@Bramvan_3000 @DoctorMysterio Sanchez one is my fave

@LucyD63 @LucyD63 dry hooves like Sue Barker 😂😂

The missus wanted a nice instagram-friendly shot of our wedding cards laid out. I simply cannot allow @Bramvan_3000’s to go unnoticed...

I was approached by National Theatre Wales recently to write a song for their NHS70 festival, which launches today.