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I don’t chase. She doesn’t chase. So we just… never spoke again.

@BaseballWRLD_ @realapp Era fucked for a while

DOES THAT SAY 10 EARNED RUNS????? @realapp

@flabbytofit99 Nobody talked like this in 2007

In college I sent a message to a girl I liked 19 years later we’ve got 4 kids and an amazing marriage Dream big gentlemen

@nascarguy69420 @Big12Commenter2 @Kama1ath3h03 @bigdogdiggler @FranchiseModeGG @lezzymcgu1re No she doesn’t

"This is so silly of her" no y'all its just legal tax evasion

@thrluv I got 🍑 off pokes🤣

facebook’s “poke” era was insane

@DJWhitlock3 @eyejustkantbro Houston

@eyejustkantbro he need a new environment he would probably breakout somewhere else

Zion was really healthy this year and nobody gives a fuck he’s finished

@MaxeyEnjoyier @LegionHoops Fr 10 min minimum

@LegionHoops The streak is bullshit if he only plays like 4 seconds lol

The Knicks plan to rest all of their starters today, except Mikal Bridges so he can keep his consecutive games-played streak alive. Bridges hasn’t missed a game since high school… 753 straight games (!!!). Iron Man for real. 🤯

@Clockwork0909 @AdamBarretFSU @coe_cory @MoosesFelix @grok Journalism

@AdamBarretFSU @coe_cory @MoosesFelix @grok You ever bang her? She seems like a player.

Well a few fun factoids: ~ I couldn't find Part 2 but found Paige on YouTube. As drunks go she is quite pleasant ~ Half Naked means no shirt but had on bra. And matching thongs. Which is important ~ Range Rovers do have a refrigerator in the console ~ She was arrested for DUI and 3 other charges like unsafe driving. She pled guilty to DUI, the other 3 charges were dropped, fined $790.00, 12 Hours DUI driving school and 3 months with Ignition Internet Device. ~ Doesn't seem like a lot. But lets be careful out there Source: California Bodycam YouTube

babe please don’t get mad at me for betting that we’ll break up in the prediction markets, it’s called hedging, I did it because of how much I love you

@Newmoney312 @___MicahJ @houstonpolice Lying is a form of misuse

@Brandan___ @___MicahJ @houstonpolice How is it misuse of its true u literally got robbed by some damn lowlife ass people tf for all u know they were armed

Someone robbed my house yesterday, I called @houstonpolice and they never showed up. Imagine that.

@Newmoney312 @___MicahJ @houstonpolice Then go to jail for misusing 911

@___MicahJ @houstonpolice You should’ve said there was an armed person preferably Mexican or black I bet they would’ve rushed that how ready to shoot somebody

@Pitchblackdrag0 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Feeling sorry for a parasite

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I know it's a parasite and it could severely harm me. But I can't say I am a fan of: "We trapped a living being in a tiny confined space for you to gawk at, while it slowly dies"

This Japanese pen is currently going viral for containing a REAL parasitic worm living in herbal oil

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

When you suddenly find yourself manipulating 3 females ghosting 4 of them and leading 2 on, which is weird because there was once a lover boy that would do anything for 1 female

I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.

Niggas be like “its easy to move on” yeah nigga because you had a no good for nothing ass bitch. I had the queen of the universe

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

@therecanonlybe7 @StevyFranchise_ @br_betting Retard

@StevyFranchise_ @br_betting Who

OH. MY. GOD. CJ MCCOLLUM HITS A HALF COURT SHOT JUST .1 SECONDS TOO LATE TO FORCE OT 😭

@Azebash @MarioNawfal Can happen in an hour if need be

@MarioNawfal A lot of people thought Iran would be obliterated from the face of the earth by now

IRAN IS CURRENTLY WINNING THIS WAR They are now making more money from oil sales than they ever did since the 1979 revolution And they completely control the Strait of Hormuz Things are about to get ugly…