Brandon Thomas

This is frying me

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

Barbra Streisand never delete Instagram

When gays die this is how Gaga greets them at the pearly gates

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl? ME:

“Can we jump on a quick call”

There's so much beauty in the world. Here are the beautiful snow capped mountains of Tennessee.

Hannity: What do you know about the KKK? Jones: They ran my grandparents out of Tennessee

The fact that Rachel Dolezal never went anti-woke is lowkey moving

@rogersutton @Alice_MiaX I think it's a little more than will power.

@Alice_MiaX Heard some major horror stories of health side effects, particularly severe stomach pain, of taking it as well. Pretty concerning. Just doesn’t seem worth it to just afford a bit more personal willpower.

I have two women in my neighborhood who went on Ozempic. They lost a ton of weight and felt amazing. One felt so amazing she got a divorce…true story. I saw them both this past week… and the weight’s back. So yeah, turns out Ozempic doesn’t come with a lifetime warranty.

@Alice_MiaX I always assumed glp-1 was something that you are going to be taking for basically ever. But I guess that's not how people are using it?

.@DivaLaci Hot in Fraud

MAGA Minaj… flip it around

LMFAOOO??!!?? x.com/ItsMeTheDrama/…

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that swing was NASTY glinda was tryna really whack her

@VoteLuisMata Felicidades!

After 25 years, my mom finally sat for her citizenship test, and she passed. We came to this country a quarter of a century ago, leaving behind everything and everyone we loved in search of a better life. 🧵

For those who may need this message today.

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