Brandon Butler

@Eldritchaphilia And it only took you 11 years.

wait i just realized bloodborne doesnt have a single "big fat & little skinny duo" boss fight. tragic

@chiidex27 “How long is your lasso of truth?” “Yes.”

So she can fly 😮

@warDaniel47 You idiots would applaud a Republican peeling a banana.

🚨 EPIC! Trump’s UN Ambassador Mike Waltz just CRANKED pushups with US Marines in Geneva, Switzerland This is strength on the world stage! 🇺🇸

@warDaniel47 He was beet-red and not even close to the marine standard.

@EricLDaugh This is what happens when daddy pays your way through school.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump is now considering withdrawing troops from SPAIN and ITALY — on top of GERMANY "Why SHOULDN'T I?" "Italy hasn't been any help...Spain has been HORRIBLE." "When we needed them, they WERE NOT THERE." Trump is DONE with useless allies 🔥

@ryanhollinger …HYOWEVER

*Very respectfully* RE purists will probably not like it but this looks WAY more interesting than anything out of Resident Evil.

@keyfipyIasimIar …are you Remi Anri?

Oyuncu Remi Anri’nin sergilediği etkileyici taklit performansı.

@TheAnnaji @BandaiNamcoUS

My thoughts #Eldenring After 80 hours and reaching level 123, I can say it’s a great game. The new mechanics are really cool, but I can’t stop thinking about the older titles like Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls 1,2, and 3, and even Bloodborne. Every time I see an enemy, a weapon, or even an NPC, it reminds me of something I’ve already experienced in those games. The caves feel boring and repetitive, while the catacombs are actually pretty fun. Bosses, as always, are epic. I still have a few left, and the dragons… I can’t stop fighting them. I love fighting dragons. Judging by the map, I’ll probably need another 60–90 hours to finish everything. So far? Ashes of War/10.

@Valiantes_ White guy: Oh good, the nazis are here.

Imperial Stormtroopers are now at Galaxy's Edge, Disneyland. It finally feels like STAR WARS. Let's see if more rethemes are to come... (ROTR)

@synanthropy Conveniently crops out the “T” section while showing titles under other letters starting with “the”.

Pulling out my headphones to eavesdrop on an elderly patron complaining to the librarian about movies whose names start with “the” being shelved under “T”

@thewriterme If it wasn’t okay then, why is it okay now?

Bingo‼️

Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.

@gotosleepelvira Show us the frames from your movie.

its crazy how ugly these frames look lmao

@nicksortor Oh no! You’re stupid 😢

🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now. Interesting how that works!

I used to laugh at these as a kid only for friends to say "Why are you laughing? These bloopers are fake." Bitch the whole movie is fake you're watching a cartoon.

@PipeMommy Ma’am, that was an unidentified alien.

I feel like we're gonna look back on this era of lesbian fetishization and be a little embarrassed

@TSoS_ Show us a shot from your theatrical movie that looks better.

This is a real shot from a real movie that releases in less than one month.

@cd_hooks How? Nothing was happening.

tip for younger reporters: point your camera at the thing that’s happening

@Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump I think you’re an idiot.

After three assassination attempts, some people say that President @realDonaldTrump is one lucky man. I don’t think luck has anything to do with it—I believe it is the hand of God. What do you think?

@MeghanMcCain I have a bridge to sell you.

I don’t want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump’s new ballroom at the White House.