Brandon Thorpe

@Nigel_Farage come help North Tyneside will you. We need help fixing these deluded labour people

@Pooliemags1Ttv All she had to say was ‘why you playing Woltemade in midfield and not as a striker’

How did she ever make it as a journalist btw… fucking group think 😂 #nufc

🔴✨ Michael Carrick's unbeaten run as Manchester United manager comes to an end against his boyhood club Newcastle: ✅ 2-0 win vs. Villarreal ⚖️ 1-1 draw vs. Chelsea ✅ 3-2 win vs. Arsenal ✅ 2-0 win vs. Man City ✅ 3-2 win vs. Arsenal ✅ 3-2 win vs. Fulham ✅ 2-0 win vs. Tottenham ⚖️ 1-1 draw vs. West Ham ✅ 1-0 win vs. Everton ✅ 2-1 win vs. Crystal Palace ❌ 2-1 defeat vs. Newcastle

hey @iran i know who is hiding nuclear weapons

Arteta can get up and head to the airport to catch a flight to the other side of the world and be far away as possible from this bench.

@CraigHope_DM Says that but he goes and signs woltemade? No offence to the lad at all but Eddie wants to play ‘fluid’ football and wants to play with intensity in the front line but then buys a 6 foot 7 slow striker. Seems like money just got wasted then?

🗣️ Eddie Howe on Anthony Gordon as striker... "Anthony's legs, his desire to press, makes the team play better. It had a really fluid look to it. We wanted to play with a fluid frontline. We wanted to press aggressively. You need quick & mobile players (to do that)."

Why we bringing Harvey Barnes on when we are 5-0 down. Give the bloke a rest and play someone for match fitness. #NUFC are shit

@UTDAlex8 He had 1 good month from his time at Newcastle.

Name a one-season wonder who fell off hard. I’ll start: Miguel Almiron

@CraigHope_DM Bollocks

🇮🇹 Newcastle doing a lot of work in the Italian market, perhaps buoyed by success of Malick Thiaw ⬇️ The names of some of those watched below…

@bbcnewcastle He won’t because he’s a muppet

🖤🤍How crucial is it that Eddie Howe fully utilises his entire squad in the next few games? Listen Here: bbc.in/49GUah5 #NUFC

Fucking spot on

Give me this man at the toon

@roznan242 Don’t get your hopes up

I think this is the most sensible set and forget midfield combination🔥🔥 Will you remove/add anyone?

Don’t think ill be able to remember that

@SkySports_Keith It’s because he’s mentally out of it and will get a good move in the summer 🤝🏼

🎱 🇮🇹 Eddie Howe addresses Sandro Tonali’s recent dip in form: 🗣️ “The standards he set last season in particular, he was absolutely magnificent. Him retuning to the team (after suspension) gave us an energy boost, almost like a new signing. 🗣️ “This season, for whatever reason, he’s not quite hit those levels but we are working with him to get back there. 🗣️ “We have seen games where he has performed really well, and in-game there’s been moments where he has absolutely been at his best but it’s that consistency levels that we will focus on.” #NUFC #Tonali

Don’t even bother turning up, we all know how this one will end

@PIF_en WE NEED HELP. From the training ground all the way up through the team. #NUFC

Anthony Gordon when he’s not scoring penalties

Eddie howe has ran out of ideas!