Brandon Lewin

If you are new to my tweets, here’s a quick rundown. Comedy is my profession. Stand up comedy to be specific. I work behind the scenes on the business side. A lot of what I tweet is business related. BUT it’s still comedy. So there is some wild shit. Enjoy!

I'm still laughing 🤣🤣🤣👇

Seann William Scott shares the INCREDIBLE & hilarious backstory to the “Old School” scene where Will Ferrell gets hit with a tranquilizer dart. Sean William Scott has 2 of the funniest scenes in cinema history. This one and massage the prostate in Road Trip 🤣 The stiff myster 😂😂

If you see a #Chicago rat that looks a little rough today - give him some space it has been a weekend in the sewers.

Pete Crow-Armstrong in the WBC: .357/.438/.857 | .528 wOBA | 2 HR 91.4 mph EV | 58.3% HH% | 33.3% Barrel% It’s been a lot of fun watching him compete and find success on an international stage.

This comedian got banned from Instagram. And that’s not the most interesting thing about him. Comedians You Should Know: @Dannyjokes Check him out! Give him a follow.

@Chad__Tindall @Brett_A_Taylor Hahaha ok sure! Turang is trash. He’s done nothing except for miss some key defensive plays. USA should have brought Nico instead.

@BrandonLewin @Brett_A_Taylor Turang had a better day today than PCA. Turang has been consistently better from the beginning of this wbc.

THE FACE OF USA BASEBALL.

@Chad__Tindall @Brett_A_Taylor He was 2-4 with 2 HRs | 4 RBIs. He knocked a HR in the 9th to bring us back down 2. While Judge grounded out to end the game. And Harper struck out in the 8th with a chance to tie or take the lead. Yeah he put the team on his back the last 2 games.

@BrandonLewin @Brett_A_Taylor We lost the game he "put us on his back", 😂😂😂.

USA’s relievers have been a problem.

@79illwill There’s still some decent depth options. Plus the draft. You’re right. We still got time.

Yes, the Bears need to add pass rushers. Everyone agrees with this. Who was available during free agency that was going to instantly solve this need? Trade multiple 1st for Maxx? Pay $30M to Hendrickson or even worse Phillips? Also the offseason isn’t over…

@79illwill Agreed! I think it should be: S/DT DT/S DE DT/DE/S/LB Then draft accordingly The first 4 picks should be defense and filling those gaps. Then switch to best available. Plus Poles have proven he can find gems in Undrafted Rookies.

“You’re gonna rely on rookies?!” Yes! 1st & 2nd round picks are supposed to be immediate starters / contributors. Also, there isn’t one position on this team where you don’t have a starter in place (except safety). Those first 4 picks should take a few of those jobs.

Ever wonder how a small-town mailman went viral and became one of comedy’s fastest-rising stars? Meet Sean Fogelson aka That 1 Mailman. His story’s wild. Watch it here now!

@cody__cubs Could’ve been 4

PCA is a few feet away from three homers tonight.

@JAYChi_Bears @AdamSchefter In Ben we trust. Whatever Ben thinks is best is what I think is best.

Trey Hendrickson sounds like he wants $30-$40M a year according to @AdamSchefter Would you pay that, #Bears fans?

@davebftv How sweet would it be if we got Carter for a 4th round pick?

Jalen Carter wrecks games. Trade for him, draft an edge. Austin Booker takes another step. Sign LT Taylor Decker. We might be cooking

@mymixtapez 2 Chainz is one the smartest dudes around.

2 Chainz revealed he was an early investor in SpaceX, which is now valued in the trillions: 'It just felt like I got in like early Bitcoin.'

2 Chainz is one the smartest dudes there is. He understands the entertainment game and the business side. No controversy. He’s different! Truuu!

1000% agree. Businesses > personal home.