@JordLPM @RanahanOW Or to look at it another way, should Adama Diakhaby have become a sprinter?
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Brandon Martin-Moore
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Brandon Martin-Moore
@BrandonMartinM2
I know things I shouldn't. No, not *those* things, it just means I'm occasionally good at quizzes. But maybe from the madness, something beautiful will grow
By the fountain down the road. Katılım Ağustos 2018
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@RanahanOW They'd be so impressed by his speed they'd forget to defend
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Adam Gemili spent seven years in Chelsea’s academy and only made it as far as 12 non-league appearances for Thurrock.
He’s won three World Championship medals and four European Championship golds as a sprinter.
There’s much more to football than “pace and power”.
zispoms@imzispoms
I'm convinced these "writers" lack an imagination. Ask yourself this question let's say you trained Noah Lyes and Jack Grealish under the exact same training regiment, exact same education, exact same school from 5-15 years old who's potential is higher? what is the controlling factor on their potential?
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@PeckingOrder03 There is absolutely no way Lincolnshire is Pret territory
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@uncanny_eli This is how I found he's a different person to Vittorio?? I can't be the only one, right? I am? Oh.
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Gianmarco Soresi:
This one's fun. Short, funny, accurate, not preceded by 45 seconds on how it's sooo crazyyy that other people don't think we're human beings (incl subverting the idea of being a good ally to make the joke work). 8/10
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Kăskă (she/her)🏳️⚧️@KaskaJessica
Gianmarco Soresi is a c!s ally with a good trans joke
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Every vaguely progressive thirtysomething comedian who isn't trans has an 'I can tell good trans jokes!' joke. Most of them suck. I got bored and watched through a bunch and rated them:
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@rjb_1998 Must not give the Rangers answer or I'll be in trouble with half a country
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Today, my mum told me that she prefers the Cilla Black version of "Anyone Who Had a Heart" to the Dionne Warwick one
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@alelliott88 @joelfunkman The only song of theirs I know is Men's Needs, any you'd recommend?
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@uncanny_eli @jezfrompeepshow The last two words shouldn't have been a shock because Tumblr, but it still was
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Brandon Martin-Moore retweetledi
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where a phony self-help guru advocates listening to your inner child? This is what that statement sounds like to me
Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilms
I'm so tired of inner children
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@Neondancer Same platform as the Vectra and oddly similar-looking, but as far as I can tell it doesn't actually share a panel? How weird
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@BrandonMartinM2 The REALLY confusing part is it rides on the same platform as a second gen Fiat Croma
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Driving home for lunch, I noticed something strange. In the year of our lord 2026, there are three Saturns on my block. Two Vues and an Aura.
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@HarvesterStallo I was starting to wonder if I'd imagined it, a dream after eating cheese just before bed
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@BrandonMartinM2 Ahahahahaha! I thought you were doing a bit and it was actually Ask Italian that had the rollercoaster page (some mild controversies). That’s mad! A small step for a man, a giant leap for penile surgeries.
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Could Prezzo, Zizzi, and Ask Italian (there might even be a fourth one) just merge please? I will never view you as separate entities and I will never amass any brand loyalty to any of you.
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@HarvesterStallo Oh, all the interesting stuff is gone x.com/i/status/17833…
bjarni@amadboii
"Hey you should look up Zizzi's Pizza." "Why should I look up Zizzi's Pizza?" The Wikipedia page for Zizzi's Pizza:
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@HarvesterStallo As long as Zizzi gets to keep its rollercoaster of a Wikipedia page
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Winston looks like he'd judge me for using the wrong fork at a restaurant
Jonathan Slater@slater57649
Winston is “old money”
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@1865dsunny "airborned" grinds my gears almost as much as "casted"
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it is not "very unusual" that planes are flying. they do that.
OSINT_PK@osintPk
Very unusual scenes from UK as lots of fighter jets airborned from past 4 hours
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@tijger_streep "you have no money! Would you like to pay us to slightly increase your chances of having some money at some point?"
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@RossMcCaff I think it'll be a Spurs player from the 18/19 season, Messi shirt +... I dunno, it would be a bit odd to have shirts of your teammates framed, but I don't why else they'd have those 2?
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someone come and collect their bottom-10 premier league journeyman son
Matt Kilcoyne@MRJKilcoyne
Whew boy when I say you are NOT ready for the inside (and outside) of this property. rightmove.co.uk/properties/170…
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@profiterolo Thanks for introducing this new, cursed thought
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