Brandon Pollis

God created Man and Woman. The world created all the other junk.

Thank You Jesus. The Greatest 🤞🏽

@OleGriersy NINE @ELandsbrown

Nine seeds are now 4-0 in March Madness #Nine

@CoachNomes @UMDBaseball @UMDBulldogs Dogs are back

@UMDBaseball @UMDBulldogs Dogs sweep day 1, alright I’m getting hammered tn! Let’s keep it rolling boys!

A good day for the Dogs!

@DaMookShow @SonySanDiego LA fan but Yankees jerseys??

Great Game @SonySanDiego Pedro is mad glitched 😭😭 his slider/sweeper is registering as a sinker

@JasonStorm714 @Blake___Jackson @ELandsbrown Walks out from the far end of the dugout walking down the foul line like he’s about to score then walking out to mound when he gets to the front end of the dugout, moving like Dr. Nefario

@JasonStorm714 @Blake___Jackson @ELandsbrown Jason let me know when he does his classic minute walk out to the mound on a visit to stalk so his pitcher gets a couple extra

Just walked into the ballpark and the first thing I see if Brian Raabe in front of the dugout yelling. Can’t make this shit up…. @Blake___Jackson @BrandonPollis @ELandsbrown

@JasonStorm714 @Blake___Jackson @ELandsbrown Makes me want to shove a fungi bat in each eye so I never have to see that shit again.

@b_ball_paul If you had a little box munchin it would be the perfect day

Paul’s day: - gym - madness - feastin - boozin Does it get better?

“You’re so nice” “You’re such a great friend” “Wish every guy was like you”

@CoachNomes @MarchMadnessWBB Yeah just feels like why didn’t I pick ucla to much of an obvious pick but takes a little of my stress off I guess

@BrandonPollis @MarchMadnessWBB Wow in the men’s that’s nothing to hang the head on

Hey guys, not for nothing but after day one of @MarchMadnessWBB my bracket is perfect! Pretty jazzed

@CoachNomes @MarchMadnessWBB Had a men’s that was perfect until ucf and still the only one wrong kind of hurt seeing both 1 off

@BrandonPollis @MarchMadnessWBB Always next year

@artrob1977 I’ll have another why not

Someone pour one out for chuck norris for me please

@CoachNomes @MarchMadnessWBB Should have known just thought there would be one. Forget it’s true and through

@BrandonPollis @MarchMadnessWBB Tough luck Brandon! Always gotta stay true with the no upsets in women’s

@HeftyMarty Marty we’ll see have work in the morning but we can try

@BrandonPollis You can certainly do more than one a game. #brandonputsthemdown

Happy #fuckafreshmanfriday drinking 1 beer for every game today so let’s have a day

@artrob1977 Fuck Arthur, I’m an hour away but always open door

@BrandonPollis No invites anywhere. Loneliest week of my life

Fuck I need to be drinking right now

@JasonStorm714 Dogs win!!

G SPOT AND 67!?! #Bestgraphicever

@artrob1977 I’ll never eat the steak if my mom or about 99.9% of Woman cooked it, hope you get a good steak soon Arthur

Mom claimed she “nailed the steak tonight.” My ex father in law would’ve spat out her steak in disgust I need Brian’s steak back in my life

@xAmberzz @whiteminivan69 will!

Need a loser to feed me grapes while I tan