Brandon W. Nichols
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Brandon W. Nichols
@BrandonWNichols
(He/him/Hey-when-am-I-gonna-get-that-thing-I-asked-for) Engineer, writer, scientist, knight, comedian, romantic, failure, success. Armidale Outlaws co-owner.
Great State of North Carolina Katılım Haziran 2012
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@1frge @USMCLiberal Is the competency in the room with us right now, bro?
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What this sewage pipe masquerading as a Christian is actually saying:
“President Trump signed an executive order to eliminate diversity in government. So we won’t be promoting black and brown people anymore.”
Karoline Leavitt@PressSec
President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order eliminating racially discriminatory “diversity, equity, and inclusion” (DEI) practices by Federal contractors and their subcontractors, ensuring merit-based and efficient contracting and employment. whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/20…
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@notbarstool225 @PackChat1887 Is this kind of distasteful bullshit what we can expect out of graduates of LSU?
Or... let me guess... you strike me as more of a community college kind of guy.
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@TheRickWilson They should be rooting for Nuremberg, because the alternative is mob justice.
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@maddenifico They should be praying for Nuremberg... because the alternative is mob justice.
And there is no appeal for a rock.
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Nuremberg is coming — and they all know it.
Trump lawyer confesses 'everybody's afraid' at White House: 'We're going to be indicted.' 😳👇 tinyurl.com/48uwyenh

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@CalltoActivism Honestly, they should be rooting for indictments.
The alternative is a mob. Better to end up in jail than under a rock.
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@3rddegreebyrn @CalltoActivism We'll indict you too, shithead.
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@CalltoActivism My ass. None of them will be indicted. And democrats aren’t getting back into power for over a decade. They suck and the country hates them.
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@Pack_fan1991 Hubert Davis. It'd be hysterical!
And honestly: he's local, available, good resume, and knows our rival.
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@Cannonball10900 @fleischman_noah @PeteNakos @JamieShaw5 @JoeTipton @On3 Duke is just gonna keep buying championships until money stops being a thing. We might as well have some fun with it.
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@BrandonWNichols @fleischman_noah @PeteNakos @JamieShaw5 @JoeTipton @On3 LOL, No....but that would completely break the Triangle. Great fun for a while at least.
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NC State has another coaching search on its hands with Will Wade set to go back to LSU. Who will Boo Corrigan target for his second hire in as many years?
10 candidates to replace Wade: on3.com/teams/nc-state…

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Brandon W. Nichols retweetledi

🚨THE OPENING DAY WAY TOO COMPLICATED SALE IS BACK!🚨
+ 1% - EVERY CUBS HIT
+ 2% - EVERY CUBS PITCHING K
+ 3% - EVERY CUBS PITCHING ꓘ
+ 4% - EVERY CUBS STOLEN BASE
+ 5% - EVERY CUBS RUN
+ 6% - EVERY CUBS HOME RUN
+ 7% - CUBS WIN
= TOTAL % OFF!
Keep score with us! #Cubs
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@vongruetz @fleischman_noah @PeteNakos @JamieShaw5 @JoeTipton @On3 He's local, good resume, knows our rival.
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@BrandonWNichols @fleischman_noah @PeteNakos @JamieShaw5 @JoeTipton @On3 Actually not a bad idea. Good coach, and he wouldn't have to go house hunting.
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@RCorySmith Let's see if Hubert Davis wants the job. He's local, decent resume, knows our rival's offense.
It'd be funny as Hell.
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Will Wade eight days ago: "This is the worst team we'll have at NC State right here."
It was also the best team he'd have at NC State after leaving for LSU.
youtube.com/watch?v=rSUYwu…

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Maybe the most depressing Lego wave ever released.
Star Wars@starwars
Stay on target! LEGO® SMART PLAY™ experiences are available now.
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@RCorySmith Honestly, I'm still not over the fact that there is such a thing as a PROFESSIONAL Cornhole player.
What the hell kind of civilization are we running here?
Also, will someone please try telling a kid in the 1990s that we have professional cornhole?
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I get that the murder thing should be the most shocking part here, but how tf did this man play cornhole — PROFESSIONALLY — without arms or legs?
FOX 5 DC@fox5dc
A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…
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