Brandon Ward

@SaraSchon He could have just said Acts of Service and left it at that. 😆

I asked a guy on a second date what his love language was and he just sighed and went “I guess when people offer to read the novel I’m working on and give me helpful, industry-specific feedback.” And then he smiled at me like that was a normal thing to say.

@RealOmarNavarro It’s called representation, sir. Just like judgemental, white men have been “shoved down our throats” since America was colonized. Get over it. #HappyPrideMonth

The new Disney Cruella with Emma Stone just ruined my childhood with an openly flamboyant gay in the movie. Disney persist shoving the LGBT agenda down our throat.

@LuLuLocks I’ll see what I can come up with.

Can someone out in the wild re-do “If you can can-can” as “ if you’re pan, pan-pan” as an ode the amazing queer couples out here?

@LuLuLocks @BeefcakeFactory @theyusetools Golden Gays! I Love it!

@BeefcakeFactory @theyusetools Move over Pink Ladies, the Golden Gays have arrived.

I can now let go of my Velvet Goldmine inspired saved search for “gold leather moto jacket”. Thanks for the bday gift @theyusetools, it made dreams come true.

@LuLuLocks Rest In Purrrrrrr XuXu, we love you!

My darling 19 year old, dilute calico cat, XuXu, left us today. She was being snuggled the just way she liked and passed peacefully.

@realDonaldTrump You’ve said far worse

He’s been a wacko for years, and everyone knows it. The Lamestream Media is stuck with him and they are just now trying to clean up his act. Notice how all of the bad things, like his very low IQ, are no longer reported? Fake News! #MAGA

New work with Suzanne Collins for the release of Ballad Of Songbirds and Snakes, the Hunger Games prequel! 📸toddplitt Hair and Makeup by me. #balladofsongbirdsandsnakes #hungergames #suzannecollins @ Scholastic instagram.com/p/CAnE5LVHybH/…

@LuanneRice @thesnowybiscuit That was fun night!

@thesnowybiscuit well done! also...great memories. i love @BrandonWardMUA in a turban. ❤️

Guess who figured out how to change the lock screen on her new computer

#pegbundy inspired transformation from #quarantine. #drag #thelibraryisopen #marriedwithchildren #drag #katysegal @ Providence, Rhode Island instagram.com/p/B_Gp83uHFPg/…

A little Freddie Mercury today from quarantine. #lookoftheday #queen #makeupartist #limelifebyalcone @ Rehoboth, Massachusetts instagram.com/p/B_DZEzzHCIx/…

I love this image of @avaglasscott for ClimACTS @outoffensive! The category is Dynasty!! I had the honor of doing beautiful Ava’s makeup for this shoot with 📸 @joelbphoto… instagram.com/brandonward_mu…

Quick and easy paint job using @valspar_paint in “Sunday Bustle” from @lowes. The paint dried so quickly I was able to finish in a couple hours and move the dresser… instagram.com/brandonward_mu…

Getting ready to exercise our green thumbs with some burpeehg flower and veggie seeds and starter kits! #readyforspring #homegarden #greenthumb @ Rehoboth, Massachusetts instagram.com/p/BuJzKmani-g/…

Our 2 Bantem Rosters. Napoleon and Hermione. #bantemrooster #backyardchickens #bantembrothers @ Rehoboth, Massachusetts instagram.com/p/BtgUr_1n-8_/…

Two out of three of @realDonaldTrump wives are immigrants, which proves we need immigrants to do jobs Americans won't do.

Had a great time at the 50th Anniversary of providencechc thanks to all the hard work of this fabulous lady! Loved my tux too @theblacktux #thisguyrents @ Rhode Island Convention Center instagram.com/p/Bpf3q7fAAuE/…

An original cut crease 😊

Some #beforeandafter action from @lululocks… instagram.com/p/BkIXDX4gbMx/…

#yoga #yogaeverydamnday #yogaanatomy #yogalove #yogateachertraining #bostonyoga twitter.com/david_vendetti…

It's cold and rainy outside... but I will be teaching in the cozy and warm Stil Yoga Studio in Dedham from 12:30-3pm. The class is a luxurious full body massage/Best of Ball Rolling. I think we all need to be there;) xoxo