Brandon Escobedo

@Jeopardy Didn't Ike Barinholtz already play this?

It's the last semifinal of the season! Watch Ike Barinholtz, Patton Oswalt and Mira Sorvino on #CelebrityJeopardy! All-Stars TONIGHT at 8/7c on ABC.

@elonmusk Or just buy and gift it to us if you're so rich

Read this book and give it to all your friends. Survival of civilization depends on it!

@federalreserve Noooooooooo !!!

Stephen I. Miran submits his resignation as a member of the Federal Reserve Board, effective when or shortly before his successor on the Board is sworn in: federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pre…

@lifeislove007 @federalreserve Race

@federalreserve As a millionaire living my best life, I’m blessing the first 10 people to message “Grace” with $20k each. I hope this brings relief and brighter days ahead. Keep the faith alive.

@buttstuffswrong @wormymcwormersn

fyi women are highly aware when you look at our breasts

@wormymcwormersn try to ignore the red cars

From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢

From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢

@iraninyerevan Damn

Congratulations to you. Children are innocent and lovable. Those 168 children that your boss killed in the school in Minab, and you justified, were also children. When you kiss your baby, think of the mothers of those children.

@GavinNewsom Free school meals is a bad idea because public school students just use them to start school fights

HUGE NEWS: California just became the FIRST state in America to provide FREE DIAPERS to all new parents. Launching this summer. Since I became Governor, we have made preschool FREE, school meals FREE, and expanded paid family leave. Stop talking about lowering costs for families — DO IT!

@LakersDailyCom LeFlop

LeBron gets absolutely hammered. No whistle

@RichardGrenell @spencerpratt Too bad LA is full of idiots

Anyone in LA who isn’t voting for @spencerpratt is a total idiot. This isn’t even close.

@Kiran47686 No because this is obviously AI

I'm divorced 50yo . Am I still desirable for dating?

@Ray_reddingto This was more staged than a wrestling match

Giving a night worker a moment of kindness and a warm meal. ❤️❤️🥰🫶

@MattWallace888 Sure Bob

United Airlines flight 1980 hit a UFO this morning 3,000ft over San Diego and nobody wants to admit the truth about it

@mrs25159 @IkeHax20 @ECloskyWTSP @Ry_Bass No she didn't. Even if she did you can't see because the camera view is blocked. So either you're a liar or you have x-ray vision.

@IkeHax20 @ECloskyWTSP @Ry_Bass She literally had that in his hands and he took it from her smh 🤦‍♀️

After a grown man wrestles a HR ball away from a little girl, @Ry_Bass is there to make the situation right. 🫡 to my guy.

@IkeHax20 @ECloskyWTSP @Ry_Bass Looks like it was a 50-50 ball, he didn't "Steal" anything

@ECloskyWTSP @Ry_Bass That guy is a beauty. His goal was to get a ball at the park. He didn’t let anything stop him. Winners win. As for the kid? Better luck next time. Want it more. Kind of a lazy effort there imo. Enjoy the rest of the game and the souvenir young man!

@ECloskyWTSP @Ry_Bass So I guess it doesn't matter if a kid's ball gets stolen because the stadium will just give the kid a new ball

@FLOTUS It's called turning the TV off and switching g the channel

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.