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@donwinslow Anything is better frankly than the current state of the Los Angeles

Who the fuck wants Los Angeles to look like Dubai??

I never knew about this

The market is wrong all…of…the…time.

Every marine biologist learns the physics problem whale mothers face: How do you transfer liquid nutrients to your baby in an environment where liquids should instantly dissolve and disperse? Whale milk contains 30-50% fat content. Human milk is 4%. The evolutionary solution was to create something closer to toothpaste than liquid. When a whale calf latches underwater, the mother's mammary muscles contract like a hydraulic pump, shooting this dense mixture directly into the calf's mouth in concentrated bursts. The milk forms temporary globules that resist mixing because of the extreme fat density. Surface tension creates a protective barrier around each droplet. The calf swallows before the ocean has time to break down the molecular structure. But the real genius is the timing. Whale mothers release milk in coordinated pulses with their calf's breathing rhythm. The transfer happens in the brief moments when both animals are positioned to create a sealed pocket between them. The mother essentially turns her body into a biological delivery system that operates in perfect sync with oceanic pressure and movement. Millions of years of evolution solving a fluid dynamics problem that human engineers would need computer modeling to figure out.

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@blackbeard304 @Polymarket Actually the Supreme Court denied the lawsuit from republicans. The new redistricting map stays which was voted by Californians unfortunately. Texas stays too.

@Polymarket Redistricting was shot down by Supreme Court. Huntington will stay MAGA

NEW: California redistricting could reportedly leave pro-MAGA Huntington Beach represented by a gay, progressive Democrat.

Best Brewery in SoCal! ❤️ #BottleLogic Anaheim, CA

@EricSpracklen Let’s be real, Musk stepped down because Trump isn’t serious about DOGE and saving money. He passed the largest bill ever with massive pork to get what he wanted and he prevented Elon from doing his job cutting waste…

February 2025: President Trump says DOGE will be going to Fort Knox to "make sure" all the gold is there May 2025: Elon Musk steps down from DOGE November 2025: DOGE effectively shuts down May 2026: CIA officer found with $40M in gold bars inside his home

@ClayTravis Why’s he standing like that like he wants her?

California Democrat Tom Steyer posts a video with a boy pretending to be a girl who is stealing state titles from girls in California. Democrats are now celebrating boys stealing girls titles. The best girls are boys!

You either take the risk, or you work for someone who does.

@nicksortor 😂

🚨 JUST IN: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent CONFIRMS the $250 bill with President Trump's face on it is ALREADY in the works "There is proposed legislation in front of the House, in front of the Senate to change the [law] so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on a $250 bill." "At Treasury, we prepare things in advance. So we have prepared in advance that if the legislation is passed, but we will stick to the law."

A terrifying roller coaster rescue is underway in Galveston, Texas Thursday. A car became stuck on a vertical track, leaving eight people dangling at the very top of the ride. Firefighters are using a long-ladder truck to reach the riders several stories above the ground. Crews are working to remove each rider from the ride by gently catching them and lowering them into the basket at the end of the ladder, before walking them down an incredibly steep structure to safety. Latest details: abc7news.com/19189772/?ex_c…

Pretty much 😂 grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

@WhiteHouse 💀

They walk among us. ALIENS.GOV

@TVNewsNow They sped up the video

🚨 SPENCER PRATT just dropped a BOMB on celebrity endorsements! “I actually don’t want celebrities to come out and endorse me. I don’t want endorsements except the moms and animal lovers in L.A.” “I actually love it when celebrities attack me because then I’m like ‘I am doing so well!’” adds @spencerpratt to Fox’s @greggutfeld on running for LA Mayor.

@nicksortor @elonmusk @elonmusk needs to chill. Don’t let us roll the tape of all of spacex’s explosions

🚨 JUST NOW: Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket has EXPLODED into a MASSIVE fireball on the launchpad at Cape Canaveral in Florida It literally looks like a NUCLEAR BOMB went off. @ElonMusk responded: “Most unfortunate. Rockets are hard.” Insane to watch.

@CAgovernor I’m hearing “Don’t try to uncover our cheating. We won’t let a Republican governor win especially since they’re ahead in the polls.”

THIS IS YOUR WARNING! DON'T MESS WITH CALIFORNIA'S ELECTIONS.

@UCDfootball @ucdavis @ucdavisaggies @NCAA_FCS @BigSkyConf

HOMECOMING 🤝 NATIONAL 📺 For the first time in program history UC Davis football will be hosting a nationally broadcasted game on ESPN during the regular season with UC Davis Health Stadium ready for a 7:30 PM homecoming showcase against Eastern Washington!! Read more - shorturl.at/FR1Ki #GoAgs | #Shredville

@SpicyyNews @GavinNewsom Election security like showing your ID? Yeah Democrats already voted against that.

@GavinNewsom The comments in this post thus far . Conservatives: ‘WE NEED ELECTION SECURITY.’ Newsom: Okay, nobody can seize ballots or tamper with voting equipment. Conservatives: … wait not like that.

NEW: I just signed a bill making it illegal to seize ballots or interfere with election equipment. As Trump and MAGA assault democracy, we're not sitting idly by — we’re safeguarding California’s elections.