Brayden Porter

@stoolsalesguy Yeah Portnoy bodied him if you're a nimrod

Final thought, Portnoy bodied Klemmer

@NYCMayor Fuck your bitch ass drones

Reaching New Yorkers where they are is a top priority for me. That’s why I’m giving you my number. I want to hear what matters most to you, and I also want to share updates and happenings – right over text. Text “FIRST” to 917-909-2288 and I’ll send a voice memo as a thank you!

@triciacotham @chaseelliott Scumbag. NC deserves better

🏁🇺🇸🏁🇺🇸 let’s go @chaseelliott #9

@Jerrythekid21 overrated

Bully cut

@TitletownChat @RapSheet I'm sure Rodgers doesn't give a shit about someone burning a hat.

@RapSheet I’m sure the guy that played for the Packers for 18 years doesn’t find that amusing. Kind of weird actually.

As part of his pitch to recruit Aaron Rodgers to the #Jets, star CB Sauce Gardner burned the cheesehead he rocked in Lambeau as teammates watched. Epic. (Please don’t burn anything at home, kids). m.youtube.com/watch?v=4-nACX…

@MarkwayneMullin You STINK! Glad that Union Leader made you look like an absolute turkey. You're as crooked as they get!

@barstooldrafts @JetsMetsIsles21 @VivaLaStool @martymush @ConnerHKnapp @BarstoolNate I can tell you're very young. Garth is wayyy more popular with folks in their late 30s and up. People exist outside of Gen Z and Millennials you know.

@JetsMetsIsles21 @VivaLaStool @martymush @ConnerHKnapp @BarstoolNate So does Morgan Wallen? I’m not saying Garth isn’t famous but he’s definitely on a downward trajectory because his music simply isn’t available

Debate in the office: who’s more famous, Aaron Rodgers or Morgan Wallen? @martymush and @ConnerHKnapp think it’s at LEAST worth the discussion

@BSStormChasers glenny Balls stinks

STORM CHASERS RETURNS

@BFW Is logan pail the boy from youTube? He is blonde

Wrestlemania so far. Roman vs Cody Usos vs Sami/KO Brock vs Bobby Lashley Seth vs Logan Paul Asuka vs Bianca Rhea Ripley vs Charlotte I’m missing a couple and more will be added. But that is a loaded ass card.

@ZFarm__ @Canes Good thing your opinion is completely irrelevant.

@Canes Playing without Ovi and Carlson doesn’t count

If we were down 4-0 in a marquee game on a national stage we'd probably be mad, too

@SabresPlays No one cares #GoLeafs

Dylan Cozens streaks down the wing, puts it on net and scores. 1-0 #LetsGoBuffalo #SJSharks

@joeywreck @OhioEPA

Your government is corrupt when they’re telling you to trust a corporation that is claiming this water is safe. #EastPalestine

@OhioEPA Why are you telling everyone the water is safe to drink? Absolute crooks, the lot of you. You should be ashamed. I hope you all believe in a Hell because that's where you'll be spending eternity.

"We are not going anywhere. The remediation phase is next and it will take as long as it takes." Director Vogel talks today about the next steps in East Palestine alongside federal partners.

@barstoolsports This is gay

Wow. Makes you think. twitter.com/jackdwagner/st…

@ILove_theArts @TheNBACentral Your team's stats are fraudulent

Grizzlies scorekeeper under fire after being accused of inflating Jaren Jackson Jr’s defensive stats: ahnfiredigital.com/nba/memphis-gr…

@MailOnline Stop stealing people's photographs without crediting them. Scumbag company the lot of you

McDonald's customers getting caught out by little-known parking rules costing them as much as £100 trib.al/RdD3Wza

@HouseHinkie76 @Stilloutcheaaa @SwipaCam @MarkJonesESPN @JaMorant You do have the intelligence of a wall we can agree on that one.

@BraydenPorterLA @Stilloutcheaaa @SwipaCam @MarkJonesESPN @JaMorant Nothing I said in thay statement is wrong. Jokic is a bottom 10 defensive center who can't stay on the floor in the playoffs. Argue with a wall.

I prefer my MVP candidates who impact the defensive end of the floor too. Defense is a skill too. Thanks @JaMorant

@HouseHinkie76 @Stilloutcheaaa @SwipaCam @MarkJonesESPN @JaMorant "Stop embarrassing yourself" oh the irony.

@Stilloutcheaaa @SwipaCam @MarkJonesESPN @JaMorant Embiid is #1 8n defensive rating and we're out here tryna talk shit on his defense. Stop embarrassing yourself

@Ticketmaster Why does your company even exist? You are NOT needed from a consumer standpoint.

We want to apologize to Taylor and all of her fans - especially those who had a terrible experience trying to purchase tickets. We feel we owe it to everyone to share some information to help explain what happened: bit.ly/3tGUyq3

@RiggsBarstool @martymush That's on you for taking gambling advice from a dolt

My man @martymush had me hard on Mich -7. Said they’d win by 20. Da goat 🤝