Albert Kindstein

@dreamsaster I’m waiting on a response from a few hours ago and this tweet helped me. I’m calm now.

he hasn’t texted me back in 36hrs and i spent the day unable to eat, sent him like 25 more texts, took a xanax and and a shower, calmed down and now im having ice cream and making chicken nuggets. my last text was “sorry ive calmed down now and im making chicken nuggets”

Can I talk to you about something?

Let’s all be normal. Together.

*tears welling up in my eyes* all of the girly girls

Beclowned myself so hard I wish I could beat my own ass.

No one understands how nervous and shy I am

@CaitlynJK 🩷🩷🩷 here if you wanna chat

My mother who I’ve been no contact with for 2 years texted me a bit ago to be a bitch so if anyone needs me I’ll be mad all night.

@RedSoxAsere Like why are you gatekeeping one of gods creatures?

@BreadPudding315 how does one even fake liking horses? like “oh damn you’re right I was ashamed of liking zebras and didn’t want to admit it”

Fat, ugly, annoying. And one weird ass bitch got on my case because she thought I faked liking horses.

Do you agree with him

@maryoliveoil Looked her up on facebook just for shits and she works on a farm in the middle of nowhere Maine so maybe she was right. Maybe I am the fraud.

@BreadPudding315 Do you even horse, bro

@judas_ascarycat Oh HELLO yeah !

Does anyone want to talk about gymnastics with me?

@WesleySeaberg This is just wonderful!

Can you guys show me something?

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

@DrewSav We’re under attack as we speak

@BreadPudding315 can you confirm this?

giant fire breathing camels have hit boston

Stop doing your job. Start making posts

@PawtucketSox Really, really good stuff

@not100bees I can’t believe this

@BreadPudding315 Lemon themed goose.