ElInglésEsRockNRoll - BBadEnglish

Some of my #standup #comedy On how living in #España has affected the way I #speak #English #español #inglés #monólogo #Madrid #guiri #comedia #hahaha #jajaja #regladetres? #sisisi #sí #nonono #no #público #teatro #teatrolasaguas #ElInglésEsRocknRoll #tbt #LaLatina

During the @cubs game, the announcer read the promo as "Proceeds benefiting...UNDESERVED youth in Chicago" After a long pause, he said, "In English, I meant to say UNDERSERVED youth" 🤣😂🤣 #mlb #SpringTraining #cubs #mariners top of the 4th, 2 outs

@AcesurGrupo @LaLiga @Mango @esMONDRAGON @naturabisse_es @GrupoCosentino @Osborne_es @BreakBadEnglish @MADRID Tras la proyección del vídeo 'We are Spain' de @InvestInSpain @ICEX_ y la intervención de nuestro director general @pablolopezgil, comienza el diálogo Discover Spain and its Brands, en el que participan @AcesurGrupo @LaLiga @Mango @esMONDRAGON @naturabisse_es y @GrupoCosentino

@AcesurGrupo @LaLiga @Mango @esMONDRAGON @naturabisse_es @GrupoCosentino @Osborne_es Dan Feist (@BreakBadEnglish), conocido presentador y emprendedor estadounidense, es el conductor de este #SpainBrandChallenge. Da la bienvenida a todos los estudiantes y marcas. También lo hace Ana de Miguel del Ayuntamiento de @MADRID

🚨LAST MINUTE WARNING!🚨 The season premiere of CRACK Comedy is today at 8:30pm! 3 special guest stars, including KEVIN CASEY WHITE from NYC! You cannot miss it! 😂🔥💪🔥😂 <M> sto domingo/callao At the @BeerStationMad's sister bar, El Chulo Tix atrapalo.com/entradas/the-c… #Madrid

"You dream about your big league debut. Every baseball player dreams about it. But it's not just about a baseball game." Get an in-depth look into the extraordinary journey of Latin American minor league baseball players and the many challenges they face as they pursue their big league dreams. A @FOXSports Films, Cubs Productions, MLB and Exhibit A collaboration, "Finding Home: Journey to MLB" premieres tomorrow at 10:30 CT on @FS1 and @FOXDeportes.

We’ll be presenting and signing our latest book at Feria del Libro Madrid! We are so excited and hope you’ll join us at stand 312 Grupo Vaughan It’s going to be the SH!T

@imalbertoalonso Let's do it

@BreakBadEnglish Gotta do another episode! Perhaps based on Inglés es Rock n Roll!

I had a great time talking to the maestro Alonso about comedy. Check out the extended conversation for free!

Check out my latest article: CRACK Comedy, Top Stand-up in English in Madrid linkedin.com/pulse/crack-co… via @LinkedIn

Some #standup #crowdwork 😆😂😆 😂

A new show with new guests & new material It's going to be CRACKING ⚡🤣😂🤣 This Thursday, 8:30-10:00pm FREE entry (a small surcharge for bar service is applied) Come and support live comedy in #Madrid Instagram.com/theCRACKcomedy #Malasaña #RT🙏 🙌

Hey everyone! I'm starting a new stand-up show that premieres this THURS, 23rd 8:30 at PICNIC in #Malasaña! Free entry Top talent Great spot IG: instagram.com/thecrackcomedy… Event info: eventbrite.co.uk/e/crack-comedy…

@simoninmadrid Cheese and sour cream in my lentils...as if it were chili

Alright, Spanish food confession time. What’s the biggest crime you commit? Mine is probably mayonnaise and guindillas with paella

@simoninmadrid 😆🥰

@BreakBadEnglish In my casa se habla espanglish

In nearly 23 years of living in Madrid, I honestly can't remember such a sustained period of rain! As my suegro would say, it's good for the pantanos (and for washing away the boina of pollution over the city)

Por cierto, que me han hecho una entrevista en un pódcast de runners. Yo, que las deportivas las tengo a estrenar. go.ivoox.com/rf/96539625

You should subscribe to her newsletter, she offers perspective and tons of amazing tips for using English!! Here's the part of today's email that really JUMPED OUT at me: *saltar a la vista

I woke up this morning and opened @lapiedrarosetta's newsletter (as I regularly do), and I found this... #ElLibracoDelListening! Find out what she's talking about at sparklp.co/0ca3e7cb/ #inglés #listening

@simoninmadrid @LaPortadaPod 2 clásicas de Gran Hermano: ¿Quién me pone la pierna encima para que no levante cabeza? - Pa chulo chulo...mi pirulo

Amigos españoles, para @LaPortadaPod estoy pensando en hacer una sección sobre frases míticas que debes saber. Por ejemplo, lo de "He venido a hablar de mi libro". Para los guiris, ¿cuales son otros frases célebres de las cuales deberíamos estar al tanto?

@olgarusu 🤣😂🤣

@BreakBadEnglish It's not "puñetero" and you know it

King Charles III said, "I CAN'T BEAR THIS BLOODY THING," in reference to a pen *I CAN'T BEAR smthg: a dramatic way to say "no aguanto" BLOODY: Brit. adj similar to puñetero