Break Free Muse

@edgaralandough If you can pull off staying celibate for a year or two, do it. The clarity you get is unmatched.

I’m 32. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@Xhej__ this is very cool

@FoodPleaser yogurt with raw chicken? tf

Boiled Chicken, White Rice, Plain Greek Yogurt. What’s missing here? 🍗 🍚

@chefsevenn yes this looks so juicy and nutritious

Do u like watermelon ?🍉

@Kevinosjcp1 @AlpacaAurelius Gorgeous paradise

@AlpacaAurelius I Highly Recommend it 😎☀️🌊🌴💫✨

living by the beach is the ultimate health hack negative ions from the ocean are anti inflammatory, ocean isa silly goose time to play in, very hydrating, lots of beautiful people and time in the sun grounded highly suggest moving to a beach town

@TheLizVariant This is the way

There’s a growing trend of parents intentionally raising their kids like it’s the late 90s again. No iPads. No algorithm. Just bikes, VHS tapes, books, outside play, family dinners, and boredom that forces kids to actually use their imagination. Id love to know where they’re getting these VHS tapes?

@nostalgiaa iconic

Gina Ekiss, designer of the Solo Jazz cup

@BlackLabelAdvsr @Take_DeadAim Love this

@Take_DeadAim Bibles open on the beach.

Just spent two weeks at Florida beaches. Here’s what I observed: - Tons of kids - Economy is in full bloom. Lots of yachts in the water - Most people are obese - Restaurants packed and it’s not even June - People drive slower than people in Seattle… - Tons of Christians - Gen Z definitely has not given up alcohol. Local beach bars were insanely packed. Drinks flowing! - Not a single Tesla - Zero tattoos - Lots of new construction including thousands of beachfront custom homes - Crazy high number of families using an expensive photographer to do beach photoshoots Recession cancelled!

@IntCyberDigest A bad case of the FAFO

❗️🇹🇭 Yesterday, Thai police arrested six Nigerian men running a romance scam ring built on AI-generated faces and fake video calls in Nonthaburi, Thailand.

@pnwguerrilla Look at all the pretty ferns

Reminder that you are fat and should go on a hike about it.

@IMPERATORAUS @IterIntellectus

@IterIntellectus We should let the wrestlers and boxers use cocaine before each round 😂

man, i'm so excited for this

@atensnut Cell phone has Find My Phone. Keep an AirTag in your wallet.

This was a question on the FIVE today. They all said wallet. Which would you choose?

@JIMMYEDGAR Someone explain, I'm new here.

The simulation will pause tomorrow for 3 years for renovation but you will not notice this lapse in time You will however notice one of the most profound changes we have seen this millennia

@OpticNoir amor fati

Live as if you may die

@anxietymsgs No, should it be?

Is your 𝕏 profile picture actually you?

Permission to do something this weekend with zero productivity value. Not to recharge so you can work more. Just because life is supposed to feel good sometimes.

@financedystop The world we were promised no longer exists.

This entire McDonald’s feast in 1991 cost $14.53. We no longer have a real country.

Amy Winehouse rolling a joint in her kitchen back in 2003

@TiffanyFong It's cannons now

Aren’t titties the point of Hooters?

@AlpacaAurelius elephants in captivity turn gay

animals don't get depressed in nature. they only do in captivity. rats only overdose on drugs when they're in a boring cage. when they're in an entertaining park, they avoid the drugs. you're sick & depressed because you're depriving yourself of nature. not because something is wrong with you