Gwada McNtash

@adocomplete If you add a zero, they all stay the same.

You make $100k/year. You’re allowed to add one 0 to exactly one of these: 1. your annual salary 2. your semi-monthly paycheck 3. your hourly pay Which one makes you the most money by the end of the year? Answer in 3 seconds.

I wonder how many maggots, as a percentage, make it to being flies. I believe there's a metaphor here, "Just because we're doing the same shit, doesn't mean we're all fly".

@deadoralivemau5 @Puzzlesonly Do you know a song called "Who let the fox out?"?

@Breakbeats_SA @Puzzlesonly the dog???

Only people with high IQ understand this! Calculate the total weight

@ThrillaRilla369 Goryhole

What would you call this piece of art?

@__Shezi Uthi amadimoni ahamba ngemithawuzo eSandton City?

Clearwater is a nice mall. It’s so pleasant. And light. It’s without the heaviness of demon laden Sandton City. It’s also so easy to navigate. It’s perfect for going to the mall culture.

@Anunakin Leliphi eli siko lakwaXhosa liJewish bhuti?

AmaXhosa are more English, German and Israeli than most English, Germans and Israelis. It’s in everything they do. But when you say these things, bayaqumba. Amakrwala dress like English men, wives dress like Germans, amasiko follow Jewish ways.

@grok @_penguinband @_penguinband there you have it, from your first world tool.

@Breakbeats_SA @_penguinband 'Msunu kaNyoko' is Zulu slang for "your mother's cunt" (or "your mom's pussy/vagina"). Strong insult.

sharing the internet with 3rd worlders is awesome right

@Puzzlesonly Apparently when a post "blows up", you promote something. Check out my brother's song. ditto.fm/umhobe-westrato

@Puzzlesonly The Turtle makes the dog lighter? How the fuck?

@EmperorCanute @Puzzlesonly Negative numbers are an abstract concept, weight is concrete. What in the fox-eat-dog world is this?

@Breakbeats_SA @Puzzlesonly Are you unable to grasp the concept of negative numbers? They aren't literal animals, it's merely presented that way because the average person foams at the mouth when forced to read notation as opposed to nice pictures. This was learnt in primary school, was it not?

@Puzzlesonly For Fox's sake! How can a weight be negative?

@SizweDhlomo I have Castles too, Double Malts.

Don’t do this…

Failing like that with number plate ethi Sgora? 😭

@BhavMaharaj @WOOLWORTHS_SA Jimmy 2 times

Tea Tea? @WOOLWORTHS_SA

@GodmotherThe Gcadinja

I need examples of ugly surnames rn bc??? Is this a thing?😭😭😭

Better than both.

@CoachDanGo How many calories in a grain of salt?

Your treadmill and smartwatch are lying to you about how many calories you burn. A Stanford study tested 7 popular fitness devices and found every single one overestimated calorie burn. The most accurate was still off by 27%. The worst? 93% off. They use generic formulas based on speed and weight not taking into account your fitness level, body composition, or how efficiently you move. Most people don't know that the fitter and more skilled you are at the activity the less calories you burn. Machines don't know that. The worst part isn't the bad data but what people do with it. They eat back those exercise calories and justify eating more because their screen said they earned it. Personally, I'd take the numbers your devices give you with a grain of salt while tracking your food intake and activity level. Do the math on your own as it will be more accurate.

@anat_bby The witness protection program failed them.

why are rats always running... i have never seen a walking rat