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I think my handle might be too good cause I just had to prove to Twitter/X that I was human to unlock my account 😭

You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.

@Big_Black_Blam @JakeSucky Tf wrong with u 😭

@JakeSucky He's gonna throw all that away soon. Only a matter of time for a relapse.

Super Smash Bros pro Mang0 has now officially been sober for 1 year

@SpecEnvTourism Awesome way to take someone’s experience in this country that was bringing people together and make it a divisive left or right topic! Thanks Nick Adams amazing great work.

Statement on Freddy's upcoming visit to the White House.

Howdy!🤠

@FredTheFinch0 Draft

What do we think is the most necessary thing that needs to be added in the next major deadlock content update? Not balance changes, just one thing the game NEEDS to really progress

@jennifermcgraw_ @fiago7 Fair enough

@BrendanIsABot @fiago7 not arguing my opinion

Asking for a friend (🤥), is this place worth seeing for a day? I saw it‘s only ~2h from NYC and it seems pretty fun 😂

@jennifermcgraw_ @fiago7 Tropicana is not it

don’t listen to the replies it’s only unsafe if you’re not on the boardwalk!! Atlantic City has such a good history. The Tropicana hotel is SO fun. Literally visit for a few hours if you don’t do a whole day. Otherwise Cape May and Wildwood are also solid options. Don’t go to Ocean City it’s kinda boring.

Thinking about the time my husband took me to medieval times and I didn’t know it was rigged so I was yelling and screaming at my knight to get his shit together and at one point he looked over at our direction extremely exasperated before finally getting defeated

Printers are the devil’s technology.

@FreddyLA7 Stop at Penn state! Amazing university and will really show you how US universities are.

THANKYOU AI USERS THANKYOU SO MUCH 40DEGREE WEATHER AND UNAFFORDABLE PC PARTS EXCELLECNT GAMBIT

@notdonghyuck Yeah but I’m cooler than u so

@notdonghyuck Can bro start paying for my Spotify

@milliepeder @grugnog @falco @Razer You deserved it. But on a serious note the organization as a whole is insane. You can literally send something (letter) to the other side of the earth for $1.70. Not to mention how consistent they are and so much more to love.

@BrendanIsABot @grugnog @falco @Razer USPS driver brute forced my package containing a glass screen protector in half to fit it in my mailbox and was unsuccessful anyway so he left it at the door bent at 90°. so maybe a LIIITTLE shit talking is allowed

.@Razer pumped on my new viper v4!!! any reason you guys decided to throw it in the ocean before shipping it? Just curious!!

@grugnog @falco @Razer USPS slander will not be tolerated

@falco @Razer

@Kristides_ @aberbaber06 @IcyVert I mean the Linc has grass year round it’s not impossible they’re just stubborn

@aberbaber06 @IcyVert Won’t happen sadly, especially with stadiums in the north due to weather

The switch up on US stadiums has been funny to watch in real time

@minnano_dougaww @vlonepredator

今、AIで写真の顔を数秒で入れ替えられる時代！ 無料ツール（PixlrやJoggAI）で誰でも簡単。 正面・高解像度の写真なら本物そっくりに

@CharleyZooloo @lauren_w67 Crazy stupid love it’s a great movie and I’m not a rom com enjoyer normally

@lauren_w67 Name of the movie?

Whoever created this scene is smarter than Isaac newton

@DeathyDL imo the game just needs a draft system and call me crazy but less CC

Just haven't had a great time with Deadlock recently, and I was talking to Wander and he felt the same, but we couldn't figure out the issue with this patch. What's been the problem for you guys if you feel the same way?

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.