Brendan Sauer

@TravisGreyeyes Cmon bro jesus hitting the dougie?? Not worth 6 seconds of your time??

I’ve never understood why people post 2 minute snap stories of whatever concert they’re at, if Jesus Christ resurrected himself live on camera and hit the dougie standing directly on a body of water and if it was longer that 5 seconds I would not watch it

@matt_imray Hercules!

ai generated matthew looks better than real life matthew

Yo @TravisGreyeyes you good bro?? 💩

Drive a manual work truck today ✅ Only get flipped off once ✅

@matt_imray @BrodieDerocher Broooo same nose 💀💀

@BrodieDerocher I hate everything about this but I kinda see it 😂😂😂😂

The first thing that comes to mind when you think of me..

@matt_imray You get to stay up all night and engineer 🥸

working nights is cool because you get to stay up all night and work

@TravisGreyeyes Didn’t we confirm who it was? 🤔

Anyone remember that one time in Jonas when someone took a shit in the boys bathroom and it was so unbelievably massive that even the teachers came to look at it? Imagine being the kid who had to pretend he didn’t take that shit.. I think about this a lot.. have a good day

@matt_imray It goes like this: 1. Water 2. Bud Light Apple 3. Chocolate Milk

@BrendanSour bro what’s number one tho ??

Chocolate milk a top 3 drink all time

White dads love when their son grows up to drive the same kind of truck they do

KD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lebron

@BarbersChairNet @matt_imray @TravisGreyeyes

"Ima fuck your boy up..... Suns in 4!" Nuggets fans are down bad right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 twitter.com/gabbgoudy/stat…

@matt_imray 10 inches sticking out

I don’t have any 5 inch inseam shorts, there is no hope for me this summer

@TravisGreyeyes Guys not natty @matt_imray

Practice so much that people think you’re a natural

@TravisGreyeyes I was hoping for a funny reply not one that’s going to make me cry ok? 🥺

@BrendanSour You were scared to have a baby, now you have one and it’s the best part of your life. GG’s

It’s gotta scare you a bit or else it isn’t worth doing

@TravisGreyeyes We should keep in touch more!

Anyone else strangely happy watching the people you went to school with’s kids grow up? Like “omg little Timmy’s first day of school he’s getting so big!” Meanwhile never saying anything to Timmy’s mom or dad since you asked for a pencil in grade 11 social studies

@nflmemes @TravisGreyeyes @matt_imray

Mason Rudolph and Myles Garrett when they see each other on the field

Another great day to be 6 ft +