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@GovPressOffice I cant believe this fool thinks he is funny. Gavin, your attempt at being like your Hero DJT is failing big time. He is actually funny. You are just pathetic.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

@Notwokenow As long as you got a pint of honey and a slab of butter, we are good.

I have a controversial opinion that will never be changed: Sugar doesn’t belong in cornbread.

@PNWConservative Seattle does have a no screw gun policy , Damn kids

I found this on the sidewalk about 3 miles from a school. This is what it’s like living in cities like Seattle that don’t have adequate gun free zones.

@trumplicans2024 So I can make a hole that size.

you sure?

@DavidJHarrisJr Hello all My name is David, check out the photo of me in headphones. That means I have credibility as a thinker. Wow David has thoughts!!

Thoughts?

@Murk441 Dont sit in it with white pants on

my son did this to my chair.. what should i do??😭😭😭😭

@antonioguterres Ummmm can you tell us how many people were harmed by Chernobil? You may be surprised if you take an honest look.

Chornobyl was a lesson that the consequences of nuclear accidents are shared by the international community. In memory of those who suffered the effects of that horrifying disaster, let’s build a safer, more peaceful & resilient future for all.

@Matt_Pinner Heat

What's missing 🤔

@alphafox Not cardboard but very light composite. The foil costs a bit more than Reynolds Wrap, but similar concept.

This thing looks like it was made out of cardboard and tinfoil.

@JayRock_QueenCi Sell your present car and drive off line for a while. It is also good for Yachting.

I just bought a 1978 Ford LTD for almost nothing from my wife’s grandfather, who just wanted to be rid of it. It’s only got 7k original miles on it and has been garage kept its entire life. It runs like it came off the lot. I have no idea what I’m going to do with it.

@DavidJHarrisJr If she's 44 her and gets pregnant today, She will be over retirement age when little Donald is 20.

Thoughts?

@engineers_feed You need to set the caliper on the component you are measuring correctly. As of right now no measurement is correct.

What measurement do you read on this caliper? 📏🔍 Drop your answer in mm below 👇

@MattWallace888 Have a question for everyone of all ages. Have you ever seen a "Jet"? Hey, I am betting that there are a lot more of those "Jets" in the air today than there were in 1970. Hmmmmm

Have a question for everyone over the age of 50. Did you see these as a kid?

@Rozzah_2210 TWO, and Thats how it is

This looks easy... Only sharp minds will get it right 🤔 How many T's are in that ?

@Eman_8282 This is one of those "Hey I am an A$%hole." Would you please confirm it for me posts. CONFIRMED!!

@sciencegirl Heat

@CuriosityonX All planets of the Solar Federation, We have assumed control. We have Assumed Control..

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

@atensnut Left a pair in the back window of my mom's Oldsmobile. The sun heated em up and they exploded. We used to get them going and smash our friends limbs with them...Good Times

I think they’re called “clackers”. Never owned any or knew anyone who did.

@VigilantFox Ok no one has said it but... these two look like brothers. Andy looks the same age as Bill. Its the miles not the years.

Bill Maher gets blindsided when his drug addict guest tells him even he knew Biden was NOT running the country. Maher spoke to Andy Dick like he was five, explaining that Biden was the “president before Trump” and was “super old.” But Andy picked up on something he missed: MAHER: “Biden. He was the president before Trump, and he was super old, and that was the big issue in the campaign.” ANDY DICK: “Yeah.” MAHER: “Oh, you knew this?” DICK: “No. I don’t know politics. But every time [Biden] would talk or whatever, I’m like, ‘God, that guy. How is he running the country?’” “Then it had to be explained to me that he’s NOT. All the people under him are running it.” MAHER: “Well, he’s not—” DICK: “And he was just a weird, like, old man PUPPET. Like one of the guys in the balcony of the Muppets. Those two old men in the balcony. He was one of them.” [old man grumbling] “He couldn’t EVEN TALK!”

@ChrisMartzWX I believe it is write like a normal person. Not talk.

I am getting really tired of every post or reply on this platform being “bro did” or “bro thinks.” Stop talking like a zoomer on crack and talk like a normal person.