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Brett Crowhurst

Brett Crowhurst

@BrettCrowhurst

You can't stop the wave, but you can learn to surf! 🤙👊

Ringmer, England Katılım Aralık 2012
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Ross McCulloch
Ross McCulloch@Rossmac212·
That was out of order😂
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Alex@Nordic Watchlist
Alex@Nordic Watchlist@NordicWatchlist·
It has been a month catching up on non-Nordic stuff... The Banshees of Inisherin ✅ Barbarian✅ Decision to Leave✅ Nope✅ Causeway✅ All Quiet of the Western Front✅ Severance ✅ Bad Sisters ✅ The White Lotus Season 2 ✅ Next up? The Bear and Glass Onion!
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Micheal Afolaranmi
Micheal Afolaranmi@TheAfolaranmi·
when u was already in the shower but ur stomach hurting
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Paddy Power
Paddy Power@paddypower·
All in their prime. -Fletcher -Rodriguez -Davenport Start one, Bench one, Sell one.
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GAMINGbible
GAMINGbible@gamingbible·
I think about this game at least once a month
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Overtime
Overtime@overtime·
Boys will be boys 🤣
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I'd always had tight foreskin and one time whilst on a holiday in Canada, it got stuck behind my bellend and wouldn't go back over. I had to have an emergency circumcision without anesthetic. I told my mates back home I'd done it shagging a bird. I actually did it wanking.
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Fake Showbiz News
Fake Showbiz News@FakeShowbizNews·
Robson Green says when ordering a fry-up, it’s always worth asking “can I have 10 extra sausages please?” - because you never know, the venue might have a big box of sausages they’re trying to get rid of and you might get your wish!
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Brett Crowhurst
Brett Crowhurst@BrettCrowhurst·
@carpology @MattHayesfish my cousin and I grew up watching him and Mick obsessively. Every weekend we'd be on the bank practicing their tactics. We still do, 25 years on, just not as often. Great memories!
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BRT
BRT@BeratStuff·
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victoria
victoria@victorialill1e·
why did she deliver this like matt berry in wwdits
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I wasn't off school with a tummy ache like I told my mates, I was at the doctors having my too tight foreskin being pulled back into place after it had pinged down the shaft during a particularly unexpected erection while watching Inspector Gadget.
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
In the resort town of Les 2 Alpes, in the northern French Alps there is a bike race which starts at a 3,400m-high glacier. 1/2
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