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@mikejulian And now we have non-federal agencies procurement teams asking for FedRamp which is Social on steroids. It's out of control.

Mini-version: SOC2 compliance tools expanded the market for SOC2 compliance ZIRP yielded too much money to startups who didn't know what to do with it all, and thanks to the above, everyone started getting SOC2 sooner More companies getting SOC2 created a new checkbox for procurement to differentiate between the multitude of potential vendors to use Now we're all stuck with SOC2 being table stakes for enterprise b2b way earlier than it was historically

@DMacSportsCO @AltitudeSR 4th shot of the night

Paton ends pays off on the Power Play. Only the second shot on goal on the night and only shot on the power play Efficient! Makar! 1-0 Avs @AltitudeSR

@MarkAMark @Avalangelist To be fair I just listened to @byesline killing @MikeEvans1043 for his take so its more "him" than "they"

@Avalangelist They're simply not watching. Hey, I get it. Game was at 8:30 last night and work comes early in the morning.

Not recognizing how well Gabe Landeskog played in the last two games and in the games leading up to his recent injury means you don't know what you're watching

@Tyler_Polumbus @reedosox That's a beast, but what case 🤔

@reedosox CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D 16-Core Motherboard: Gigabyte X870E AORUS ELITE WiFi7 ICE RAM: 32GB (2x16GB) G.Skill Flare X5 DDR5-6000 CL36 (AMD EXPO) GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5070 (Gigabyte GV-N5070WF3OC-12GD)

Nerd Level Update: 1. Turned my app into a total beast after days of claude coding binges... 2. Built a PC from scratch today…because store bought is for noobs. Nerd Index: 10,000 (and climbing)

@Tyler_Polumbus How are you using it? Did you download VS code or using it in the Claude app?

12 hour Claude bender = new app that will barely benefit my life. But I’m built different. Coding gangster Who wants to be AI friends? #ClaudeFather

@MileHighReport Wider concourses and bathrooms on the outsides so the lines don't block the concourse. Also it's 25 now but MH of many names will be into the 30s when new one opens

Early wish list for the Denver Broncos new stadium milehighreport.com/denver-broncos…

@Tyler_Polumbus Etsy

Anyone know anyone that makes custom neon signs?

@Broncos Damn, I want Sean's hoodie and I cant find it on Unrl or broncos site 😢

“You go back to the start of the race … and get ready to start again. That’s really important.” Broncos look to move forward, approach next challenge with 'optimism and confidence' from 2025 success » buff.ly/hyOkVIi

@jamesmerilatt Houfunga was pretty good today

What player added by Sean Payton had a good game today? Stidham? Lil’Jordan? Lutz? RJ? Barron? Maybe the punter?

@jamesmerilatt Where's court???

Broncos offense in the second half… 16 plays, 32 yards. Just anemic.

@9NEWS Didn't the wheat ridge one closed awhile ago.

Signs at Big 5 Sporting Goods indicate plans to close multiple Colorado stores in Denver, Fort Collins, and Wheat Ridge. 9news.com/article/money/…

@ZacStevensDNVR Nobody takes smoke like the broncos scoreboard operator

Sean Payton wants the Broncos fans to be loud EARLY when the other team is in the huddle: “When they’re getting on the huddle-deafening” “No shell games on the scoreboard. No Bronco head… No quizzes” Added there are only a couple of stadiums that can be this loud, and Denver is one of them. Added the fans are an active part of getting a win this weekend and getting the No. 1 seed.

@LilMindsetLover @Adam_Mares We don't have any picks

@Adam_Mares If Jokic is seriously hurt we HAVE to tank and try to get in the lottery

Nuggets are 2 games into a 7-game road trip and playing their 7th game in 10 nights. They are down 4 starters. Rest of this road trip could get rough

@Lambkneezy @TroyRenck Pretty sure he is commenting about that PI call in 2019 NFC championship that sent the Rams to SB over Sean's Saints

@TroyRenck Don't think I understand it.

It was a tweet reply

@Joel_right_now @OldTakesExposed He did? Isn't James his boss?

@OldTakesExposed Mase even turned on him publicly. It's that bad

@ajsch73 @gothburz It is nerd humor. Insane how many people bought this.

@gothburz I actually thought this was some nerd humor, nope... Amazing how advanced things are becoming! Very 😎

My CISO called me at 3 AM last Tuesday. "We caught someone." I asked, "Caught them doing what?" He said, "Typing." Let me explain. We have an employee in IT. Great worker. Always online. Never complained. Perfect Slack etiquette. One problem. His keystrokes were arriving 110 milliseconds late. One hundred and ten milliseconds. That's 0.11 seconds. The average American remote worker has 20-40ms of latency. This guy? 110ms. Every. Single. Keystroke. My security team ran the numbers. That latency doesn't come from a bad router in Ohio. That latency comes from Pyongyang. Our "Senior DevOps Engineer" was a North Korean operative. Running his work laptop through a laptop farm. In America. While he worked from a government building. In North Korea. He passed the interview. He passed the background check. He passed the vibe check. He did not pass the speed of light. Here's what people don't understand about physics: Light travels 186,000 miles per second. But it still has to go through China. And China adds latency. Since April, Amazon has caught 1,800 of these attempts. Eighteen hundred. I called an emergency meeting with my board. I said, "We need to implement Keystroke Velocity Auditing across all remote employees." They said, "That sounds invasive." I said, "You know what else is invasive? The Democratic People's Republic of Korea in your Jira tickets." They approved the budget. We now monitor keystroke timing to the microsecond. If your latency exceeds 60ms, you get a call from HR. If it exceeds 100ms, you get a call from the FBI. We've already flagged 47 employees. Turns out 44 of them just have bad Wi-Fi. 3 of them are "still under investigation." The lesson? You can fake a resume. You can fake a background check. You can fake an American accent on Zoom. But you cannot fake the speed of light. Physics is the ultimate background check. Hire accordingly.

@billybarker @VicLombardi Except*

@VicLombardi I enjoy it because all those “boring parts” are actually clues and will come back later on. I’m really into this show, accept can Carol please ask Howard to shorten the voicemail message!

I’m trying with this show. Really trying. So far I find it to be deeply stupid.

@friscojosh @NateSilver538 What markets have the broncos at 13? Draft Kings has them at 3, Fan Duel 4, Polymarket 3, Elway 3. Or did you mean 13%?

@NateSilver538 I still have broncos at 13, roughly in line with markets. Nix got a bump tho!

ELWAY update for the week. It's really starting to believe in the Broncos (I guess you could call it biased?). But the Rams and Seahawks have consistently been the best teams in the league and play on Thursday night. natesilver.net/p/elway-nfl-ra…

@CodyRoarkNFL Whistle blew, can't do anything

@ZacStevensDNVR It's a fake game anyway

The game Sean Payton dislikes.