Brett

@Layemie001 can I get a pocketed window to dat booty!

A pocketed window. One of the best window design for 100% air inflow!

@BombowyL Nope, just a bunch of girl bosses and fembois per usual.

I hate how they baited me into thinking that Lor'themar would be the main character of the expansion with this art. But after Thrall I should've learned...

@SagesBasics Sounds like a good episode of true crime!

The next guy I date, if it doesnt work out, Im just killing him

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Roadways are like blood flow. Imagine your blood flow is like these two trucks slowly meandering through holding up all the other blood cells. You'd be dead. Fuck outta the passing lane.

Driver brake checks an 18 wheeler for occupying the fast lane x.com/Bulvarstock/st…

@amazingatheist Is it alright to make fun of fatties?

Fat Fuck FAQ How’d I get so fat? I consume more calories than I burn. That’s how fat works. Why am I so fat? Because I like calorie dense foods and detest most physical activity. Aren’t I ashamed of how fat I am? Nah. Aren’t I worried about my health? Nah. Why don’t I eat right and work out? Because I don’t want to. Don’t I think I’d be more attractive if I was skinny or muscular? Maybe to you. But why the fuck do I want to attract you? —- I don’t give a rats ass about “fat empowerment” or “healthy at any size” nonsense. My body is the result of my decisions. I don’t regret those decisions and will continue to make them. I also have no interest in GLP-1s or extended dieting. Sometimes I diet to lose a little weight, but that’s just so I can enjoy the process of putting it back on. I am not a model or an athlete, therefore there is no reason for me to maintain any sort of particular body type, so I instead have one that reflects what I enjoy: eating a lot and being lazy. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

@toys_retro I just did this the other day lol

@SolBrah Yeah, but does it give you sunlight though brah?

Holy peak

@BellularGaming Don't give 1 fuck.

Woah, new Diablo expansion soon. That snuck up on me fast. How's it being going down with people so far?

@ShayUnleashed your first mistake was starting off the conversation with "I don't wanna be rude but..." . Be as rude as humanly possible with these creatures! We are too nice for our own good.

Might get kicked out of my gym for this. Welcome to Canada, where grown men can strip down in the same change room as underage girls and nobody says a word, as long as the men claim to be women.

@prinkasusa lazy as fuk.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

😂

@Pirat_Nation I can't wait for this company to collapse.

World of Warcraft is adding its first official Pride event called Darkspear Dash in Patch 12.0.5. The event raises money for LGBT Trevor Project

@lporiginalg I think she looks fine in both pictures. Stop being such a pussy.

@ShayUnleashed I got a letter on my truck once, it was my whiny neighbor telling me to park farther up. Douche bag!

I just saw an envelope on my windshield and immediately thought it was a love letter... Turns out is was just a parking ticket 🫤

@imaKaiya Sanguisugabogg?? Never would have figured that out lol. Thanks!

@BrettlyBAP Repulsive Demise by Sanguisugabogg! It’s off their 2025 release Hideous Aftermath. My favorite track on the record.

For me it’s gotta be either Dying Fetus or Cannibal Corpse or Death 👀 (Yeah I named 3 bands girl what are you gonna do?🤣)

@_skobee_ If I ever DM a woman on here my luck it's an Indian scammer AI account. Much easier to just embrace loneliness. I'm sure I'll meet her at the grocery store one of these days. 🙃

@thelillygaddis Boredom is the main driver of creativity.

Boredom is truly one of the worst things. Fear is exciting. Pain like when you stub your toe sends you into a rage. All interesting. But boredom is just bleak nothingness, and makes you want to die.

@imaKaiya Love that album, hope you enjoy your listening!

Now Listening 🎶 Death - The Sound of Perseverance 🗻 As I prepare for my next deep Dive, I finish my listening experience with the first Death record I ever listened to. ❤️

@Tr00peRR based.

‘Authorities say 20-year-old Kaydence A. Carpenter of Kentucky was taken into custody after she drove into a crowd of people "with extreme indifference to the value of human life."’ - WKRC TV