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My auto-mistake button has been stuck to the " On " position since the day I was born.
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Banned from Facebook, for pulling on people's Poke finger, and making them fart.
Earth Katılım Ağustos 2012
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@Starlakitty Of course she wants lots of sex .... she's a scorpion after all.
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I did not realize big boobs and too much sex was a deal breaker. 🤔
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Сегодня я узнал, что… Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом. Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности: «У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало». В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу: «Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»
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@FurkanGozukara And I can't for the life of me figure out why the Trump University was a failure.
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Donald Trump completely loses his train of thought on camera. He bizarrely rambles about calculating 600 percent versus 60 percent, admitting nobody has ever heard of his math. The US President is in severe cognitive decline and entirely unable to articulate a basic point.
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She didn't wait for justice.... she became it
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@carcampwcorey Instinct kicked in right away with the famous guitar riff going through my mind as I read this lol
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Unbelievable things that happens in same s3x schools, especially all girls!!
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B.C. man who choked, kicked toddler sentenced to 6 months in jail ctvnews.ca/vancouver/arti…
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@SebLeval4220 @_Itx_Saira_ I blame the " everyone gets an award " kumbaya crap.
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@_Itx_Saira_ You are a river.
And I’m getting a little tired of seeing the word “genius” undervalued in these little quizzes. The word Genius has been robbed of its discrete definition, just like half the words in the English language.
This rant was brought to you by me.
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