Brez Barwise

@oumaumua @ITVJoel Ooof close. But Wateralls takes it in Sheff for me

@BrezBarwise @ITVJoel Close Second Beres in Hillsborough

Barnsley. What a town. I visited for the first yesterday to film a report for tonight’s News at Ten. The centre is full of life, the people we met were warm and welcoming and those moors! In the gaps between the buildings you catch glimpses of stunning countryside. #blownaway

@Conservatives Thief, liar, grifter, twat. Good CV @Jeremy_Hunt

Labour are taking the public for fools. It won’t wash👇

@LBC Wow so you CAN be honest!!

'I was described as a sad, lonely, desperate figure, always seeking attention', says Nigel Farage in his maiden speech to the Commons.

@leeharris The idea that this establishment millionaire cares for the regular person in this country is ridiculous. He represents only himself and his bank balance. The sooner his right honourable irrelevance is gone, the better. We can do better

Nigel Farage uses his maiden speech to destroy Labour's ridiculous "smash the gangs" nonsense and calls for a referendum on leaving the ECHR. Delighted this man is in parliament talking sense. Ooft!🔥

@waddlesstepover @AlexVolloFPL 😆

@AlexVolloFPL Cant unsee it now @BrezBarwise

#FPL Price Reveal 👇 Aaron Ramsdale - £4.5m💰

@RishiSunak Fuck off you thieving twat.

Stop the supermajority. Vote Conservative on 4th July.

@EstibalizTerron Some for @assemblybandk @HeadingleyHEART if possible 🙋

@waddlesstepover @NS_1872 😆 what???

@NS_1872 @BrezBarwise

The CIA couldn’t waterboard this information out of me

@BorisJohnson Twat

Four years on from Brexit we celebrate the restoration of this country’s democratic power to make its own laws and rules. With those Brexit freedoms we have introduced improved standards for animal welfare, cut taxes on sanitary products, created greater flexibility for cutting edge industries from financial services to bioscience, done many global free trade deals - and it was at least partly thanks to Brexit that this country had the fastest covid vaccine rollout in Europe. We must retain the appetite and the courage to diverge from the low-growth high-regulation European model. We must at all costs avoid a return to anything remotely like the disastrous “Chequers” formula whereby artificial concerns about the border between Northern Ireland and Ireland are used to keep the whole of the UK in alignment with EU rules.

@BrewDog You’ve changed the recipe to all 3. Bin all

Punk IPA. Hazy Jane. Elvis Juice. You can only save one.

@90sfootball @waddlesstepover 😆

Running away from the ref so he can’t book you on FIFA 🤣

@hopheaddarrell I’d queue around the earth for one of them pork pies

@BrezBarwise It is indeed.

The queues for the butchers and the bakers in Barnsley. (I have yet to check the candlestick makers)

@EstibalizTerron @Bundobust That Mince Pie Paratha 😍

@simonloverules Dan Ackroyd blacks up. A gorilla bums someone. JLC flashes boob. It’s a rollercoaster. Hold tight

@The_Forty_Four @waddlesstepover 😆

This referee report from a Sunday league game is too funny😂😂😂

@andreajenkyns You’ve clearly misspelt “Facist” you shameless horror

Enough is enough, I have submitted my vote of no confidence letter to the Chairman of the 1922. It is time for Rishi Sunak to go and replace him with a 'real' Conservative party leader.

@JamesCleverly And to fill your pockets with ALL the money 💴

It is an honour to be appointed as Home Secretary. The goal is clear. My job is to keep people in this country safe.