Number One under The Sun

It’s honestly very liberating having given up on ever finding a wife. I kind of like it. NGL.

When I find a husband, the best thing I'm going to offer him is fidelity! What else would you ask me for?

Your girl has like 15 niggas ready to step up bro. Focus on yourself haha

There's a particular cruelty in creating problems that don't exist and then resenting people for not solving them. If you choose to wake at 5am, that's on you. Their sleep isn't disrespect. Don't use your sacrifice as a stick to beat them with. You're a grown adult. COMMUNICATE!

if i’m up at 5am getting ready for work and there’s a grown man just sleeping there waiting for me to make him breakfast I would literally lose it .

Look at Klay 😭😭😭 how she aint know

Unafika kwa mamaz unapata ako na kofia ya mask kama ile ya watu wa nduthi unashangaa rada.. kumbe late night huwa ako mboka

You'll have to go through lots of girls to find a good one.

I keep saying that if you have a good woman don't let her go Huku nje tunajionea vituko

To those who were asking about rimming, this is how you position yourself before she does magic and wonders to you life.

Stay away from women that want you first

The way your boda person lies to other people in your presence is the same way he will lie to you, you're not special.

women cheating means more whores (free pussy) women not cheating means more moral women for marriage