Brian Houseman

@DuffyOnWCMF @sethpalmer3 Don't insult me like that. I'm the human epitome of GREECE.

@BrianHouseman @sethpalmer3 Says man who is the human epitome of Gates.

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@eguanajuato21 Find someway? That's what the Jets do - and they're good at it. Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

@sethpalmer3 @wmorgan2g @NatalieKucko Just be thankful they weren't 🐍🐍 😉

@wmorgan2g @NatalieKucko #YouDaRealMVP

Today’s MVP: @wmorgan2g fighting off angry geese minutes before our live shot @13WHAM

You could do me a solid and just ship me a pair of those AJ 4 University Blues. I promise I won't be mad!

Just another promising career about to be destroyed. Welcome to the @nyjets

@AndrewWHAM If there's a hell, I imagine this is the playlist on repeat.

@LukeMayo33 Sorry to hear you've been demoted.

Some personal news. I've accepted a position at your mom's house.

😍😍😍😍😍😍

In Joe Douglass we trust. This is highway robbery. I would have settled for a mediocre Offensive Lineman. #Jets

Every day being a NY Jets fan 1986ish - forever.

@MikeCatalana @NewEraCap is shifting their naming rights to Brian Houseman's hat storage closet.

We could call it Previous Era Field #Bills

@ChuckWade @DannyVietti Don Mattingly. But in a close 2nd...

@DannyVietti Cecil Fielder

Who was your favorite baseball player when you were 10 years old? I’ll start: Derek Jeter

Out doing yard work this morning and a woman walks to the road from my backyard. She's clearly looking for something. I ask if she lost her dog and she replies "Sheep. 2 of em. Last seen on your street." There is now a group of neighbors forming a search party. #HamlinProblems

15 days until I try pulling this off with a fat cigar.

TRUTH.

@AndrewWHAM @ROC_Motykat

@goingdeep 7.5 Bilal Powell's

$15 make it count!

Expected, but still a real shame. AHL cancels remainder of season including Calder Cup playoffs. @AmerksHockey were a good team that could have made a run this year and end their own drought. #Amerks