Lancelot Von Dinglehoff
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Lancelot Von Dinglehoff
@BrianRace6
Curmudgeon and primate Chronicling the descent to hell of western societies Facetiousness and parody at times Almost everything is a scam
Jax, FL. Katılım Nisan 2020
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@TheKnocker5 @OM_Marston @otokyo Dutch is the Netherlands, Northern European. They're not Scandinavian.
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@ColeLeonard1775 @JackStone8814 @jokerhuntsk1kes He was playing it up to the populists (christians) before he got in power. Just like some others do. 😜
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@DarkeyeDruid @JackStone8814 @jokerhuntsk1kes He was toying with the idea of making Germany Muslim because the Christian church was so wussy.
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@JackStone8814 @jokerhuntsk1kes I think you fundamentally misunderstand, I appreciate the depth of material here, but if a corrupt church is working against you and the people, that church should burn.
Like all the churches with rainbow flags today.
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@Kinza1278 Yes. My avatar and your avatar should get together in cyberland. I can bring cookies! 🤭
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@WhyHateWhite Shorter guys are more dangerous. Hard to imbalance them. Usually alot tougher also.
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@mazin2a Prostitution and alcohol are lifestyle choices.
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انا فخور بكوني مسلماً
🟥 أعلى معدلات الدعارة في العالم:
1- تايلاند (بوذية)
2- الدنمارك (مسيحية)
3- إيطاليا (مسيحية)
4- ألمانيا (مسيحية)
5- فرنسا (مسيحية)
6- النرويج (مسيحية)
7- بلجيكا (مسيحية)
8- إسبانيا (مسيحية)
9- إنجلترا (مسيحية)
10- فنلندا (مسيحية)
🟥 أعلى معدلات السرقة في العالم:
1- الدنمارك وفنلندا (مسيحية)
2- زيمبابوي (مسيحية)
3- أستراليا (مسيحية)
4- كندا (مسيحية)
5- نيوزيلندا (مسيحية)
6- الهند (هندوسية)
7- إنجلترا وويلز (مسيحية)
8- الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية (مسيحي)
9- السويد (مسيحي)
10- جنوب أفريقيا (مسيحية)
🟥 أعلى معدلات إدمان الكحول في العالم:
1- مولدوفا (مسيحي)
2- بيلاروسيا (مسيحي)
3- ليتوانيا (مسيحي)
4- روسيا (مسيحي)
5- جمهورية التشيك (مسيحي)
6- أوكرانيا (مسيحي)
7- أندورا (مسيحي)
8- رومانيا (مسيحي)
9- صربيا (مسيحي)
10- أستراليا (مسيحي)
🟥 أعلى معدلات جرائم القتل في العالم:
1- هندوراس (مسيحي)
2- فنزويلا (مسيحي)
3- بليز (مسيحي)
4- جزر سافوي (مسيحي)
5- غواتيمالا (مسيحي)
6- جنوب أفريقيا (مسيحية)
7- سانت كيتس ونيفيس (مسيحي)
8- جزر البهاما (مسيحي)
9- ليسوتو (مسيحي)
10- جامايكا (مسيحي)
🟥 أخطر عصابات العالم:
1- ياكوزا (لا دين لهم)
2- أغبروس (مسيحي)
3- واه سينغ (مسيحي)
4- زعيم جامايكا (مسيحي)
5- بريميرو (مسيحي)
6- جماعة الإخوان الآرية (مسيحي)
🟥 أكبر كارتيلات المخدرات في العالم:
1- بابلو إسكوبار - كولومبيا (مسيحي)
2- أمادو كاريلو - كولومبيا (مسيحي)
3- كارلوس ليدر جيرمان (مسيحي)
4- غريزلدا بلانكو - كولومبيا (مسيحي)
5- خواكين غوزمان - المكسيك (مسيحي)
6- رافائيل كارو - المكسيك (مسيحي)
ثم يزعمون أن الإسلام هو سبب العنف والإرهاب في العالم، ويريدوننا أن نصدق ذلك.
من أشعل فتيل الحرب العالمية الأولى؟
ليس المسلمون.
من أشعل فتيل الحرب العالمية الثانية؟
ليس المسلمون.
من قتل 20 مليونًا من السكان الأصليين الأستراليين؟ ليس المسلمون.
من ألقى القنابل النووية على ناغازاكي وهورشيما في اليابان؟ ليس المسلمون.
من قتل ما يقارب 100 مليون من السكان الأصليين في أمريكا الجنوبية؟ ليس المسلمون.
من قتل ما يقارب 50 مليونًا من السكان الأصليين في أمريكا الشمالية؟ ليس المسلمون.
من اختطف أكثر من 180 مليون أفريقي كعبيد مات 88% منهم وأُلقوا في المحيطات؟ ليس المسلمون.
يجب أن يُعرّف غير المسلمين الإرهاب أو أصله. إذا ارتكب غير مسلم عملًا إرهابيًا ، فهو جريمة أما إذا ارتكبه مسلم ، فهو إرهاب.
يجب نبذ ازدواجية المعايير.
حينها يُمكن تحقيق غاية كلامي. أنا فخور بإسلامي.
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@amna49854 If you can't leave a 15% tip, stay home you cheapskate😋
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Had a $262 table leave me a $1 tip tonight because they thought the service charge was gratuity.
And honestly, this is one of the most exhausting parts of restaurant work now.
Every place handles service charges differently, so people are confused — but at a lot of restaurants, that fee does NOT go to servers.
So now we’re out here handwriting “service charge is not a tip ♡” on checks just to avoid getting accidentally stiffed.
Most guests aren’t even trying to be rude. They genuinely think they already tipped.
But after enough nights like this, it wears on you.

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@rwm3in1 @BhattiLaib9960 Oh god. With the high socks. 😝
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@BhattiLaib9960 Hey at least he didn’t wear those 1980’s types of shorts😂😂😂
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To my neighbor that thought it was okay to mow the lawn SHIRTLESS in a residential neighborhood, I have already contacted the police. This is NOT a beach. This is NOT a gym. This is a neighborhood with families and kids walking around. I don’t care if it’s “hot”. PUT. A. SHIRT. ON. We have basic standards for a reason. Broad daylight. Right out in the open. Like this is completely normal behavior. Have some DECENCY and some respect for the people who live around you. This isn’t that hard. 😡

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@CRIXUSwasHERE @mcgmouton57 The sentiment is correct, but the actual numbers are off. According to Grok and the United Nations, the estimated number of Black Africans held in slavery by Muslims in Islamic countries is 200,000 to 600,000+ today. Approximately 50 million people are living in modern slavery.
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@3rmoakridge @Avabelly__ Seriously. It drives me nuts to see people mowing the lawn shirtless in flip-flops. It's so dangerous.
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@3rmoakridge @JohnSmi49417116 @Avabelly__ Sounds like the governor got loose. Motor races until it grenades.
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@JohnSmi49417116 @Avabelly__ Actually just had it "serviced" by a Snapper dealer. Last Snapper I bought.
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I have a sneaky suspicion that even though Hubal was removed from the Kaaba, that it was Hubal declared al-ilah, the god, making Islam nothing more than modern Ba'al worship. And possibly the source of the meteorite they slobber over?
Hubal, the Ba'al of the Moabites, was Mohammad's family and tribal god.
Why wouldn't he promote his god over everyone else's gods?
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@tikiclayberg @AntiWokeMemes God only "periodically" possessed the body of Jesus to use to distribute his teachings.
If the devil possessed a person the person is not considered the devil when the demon spirit is exercised.
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@mario_zapper @sheilanazarian There it is-I was waiting for the N-word to be written.
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@sheilanazarian Shut up and sit down while the world deals with your zionist terror state, much like it did nazi Germany back then
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@anders_aslund They should let Iran charge tolls: Why? Because they will be motivated to keep the strait open, to keep peace and restrain Houthis etc., it works out to 2 cents a gallon besides they do perform a service. Thoughts>
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In his war on Iran, Trump committed every mistake in the book:
1. Trump achieved far less than Obama in 2015 at a horrendous cost.
2. Trump did not understand that the Iranians could seize control of the Hormus Strait & bomb the Gulf states.
3. He did not realize that the global economy could be severely disturbed by blockage of the Gulf.
4. The US had not acquired defense against Iranian Shahed drones, which Ukraine had developed to perfection.
5. The US wasted many very expensive missiles on cheap targets.
6. The US & Israel thought they could accomplish regime change by killing many Iranian leaders, not understanding the nature of the regime.
7. Trump alienated all allies by being rude & obnoxious.
The only good thing that can be said about this foolish US war is that Trump accepted defeat after three months, but now the US stands alone & appears a symbol of incompetence & folly.
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@aweisaweis @MorEdge_Insight When? I been hearing that all my life.
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@MorEdge_Insight One thing is for sure king Jesus is watching. He will come back and they will be accountable to him.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Why would Ireland make a security team made up of most likely Muslims from Islamic countries?
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