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@TheAlmuran @Blayofficial @Scarwama The S.I unit symbol of "I gatchu"😂😂😂

@BrianMPeter Tried this Biz, sold an average of 80-100 liters per day but margin was 10 bob per liter. Ukilipa mtu wa Kazi na Duka hakuna kitu inabaki. If you own the cows then it's worth a shot.

Kama uko na 100k Start a Milk Reselling Business Buy a litre at Kshs 45 bob, Sell at Kshs. 60 Make Ksh. 15 Bob Sell 100 Ltrs Make kshs 1500 per day If you add mala/yogurt you will make more Set-up the business in a populated residential area.

@marto254_ Alafu izo ma kwacha nikishapewa nazipeleka wapi😂

Finally nimepata hiyo loan app ya Zambia na inakubali mpaka line ya Airtel ,kama uko na number nitafute haraka

@FerdyOmondi Her interview was one for the books. Creme de la Creme!

What job does she want ? Give her! What!

@alexmwanzo Izo Nyasi pi ni props..kijanaa akienda kugusa dimba hapo analetwa home na watchmen 10 kama DCI, alafu unapewa warning to tame your 'uncultured' kids.

Shida ya ubabini ni unalipa 80k Unaaaambiwa baaas ongesa 15 ya service charge uko like okay not bad Unaambiwa huku watoto wetu wote wako braeburn na tumeshika bus moja ongesa twedi _lijasho jembamba

I recently learned something that shifted how I understand prayer. When the Bible says “the God of Abraham/David/Jacob,” it’s not repetition,it’s revelation. God’s name is attached to people’s stories so we understand how He shows up. The God of Jacob is the God who stays with the struggler. The God of David is the God who restores after failure. The God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego is the God who delivers in the fire. Growing up, I heard my mom pray like this all the time. I didn’t realize she was calling on specific dimensions of God’s faithfulness. Now I understand, when we say “the God of…” we’re saying, “Do here what You did there.”

@Crazy1_kenyan @dolphin_empire @kamauwaruhiu Games of urban...the sellers are the ones who sent the dci to you.

I bought this car for 45k spent 100k on it and sold it for 35 k with a warning from the traffic commandant in kabete it was never to be seen on any Kenyan road ,we have tried in this life we have tried.

@iam_Uchenna If you spend most of your day in meetings, you are on course for promotions. If you spend the entire day doing the actual work, your stagnation is guaranteed.

Corporate is funny oh… if we are using half of the day daily to do meetings, when are we going to do the actual work?

A real man masters three silences: his income, his plans, his personal life. Privacy builds empires.

@raymondmert17 @jean__marie_ Sahizi ako trials with the Saudi clubs scouting, angojee Jan saile transfer window imefungwa arudi with ACL injury 😂

@jean__marie_ “Let’s keep in touch”…….final score,3:2 amemake sure ameacha mawe kwa mlango isijifunge,mpee adi end of Jan atakuwa anakutext tena, for now leta code tuingie PES mext week maintain gym

Waking up to this from the girl I loved, and boys warmed me bout her

@amenya_nelson Its disappointing they didn't settle for leaves as clothing.

Sustainable dining in Nairobi. Wakenya ni menace walahi 😂

@JaMtoka Save them for the future generations

@Orionprime7 @motorist_nyabu Only the Elite will understand

After kwa kina ndoa kwa kina Nissan follows kwa mpigo! The mighty nissan Note Epower zimeanza kuua gearbox. They shall be no rest for....

@Gidi014 Raila the Thermostat..he could raise or cool temperatures at will. The setpoint being the NATION first!

Lmao! I swear Occupying Statehouse was very possible.

@jeffonyambu @janetmachuka_ Let them yap..they'll soon realize why it's unwise to call alligator "long mouth" before you cross the river.

@janetmachuka_ These kids don't know who Raila was. They don't know sahii vile wanaongea makuku na mambuzi ya maparo wao ingechukuliwa juu wanapinga gava. Fought against brutal Nyayo-KANU regime. He went to jail coz of that nonsense! Give it to him! Let's read our history!

Waah today’s timeline is messed up. I can as well send you documentaries about Baba to watch later in the evening. Y’all need to know this man’s 80 years of life on earth.

@Shukran_254 @kerubo_hillary Multiple income streams ndio hii sasa. Huyu akifunza portfolio diversification ntamskiza😂

@kerubo_hillary Naona kuna indoor parking ya Rangie (nduthi) na Benzo(Trolly ya mayai)...na bado mathee anafanya content ya magendo, mtoi ako in good hands😂😂😂

I have so many questions😅

@tim_sankara @Chris_D_Odero Mee too..my stupid young mind could not think beyond "Paka Power!"

@Chris_D_Odero You mean that logo had depth to it?(9 lives) Always thought it was some random sketch😂

The GenZees might not know this cat that looped through its nine lives. For the millenials and above this might have powered your life, entertainment and nightly activities. What product was this?

@IamMitambo @alexmwanzo Spacious as a SUV na mafuta inanusa tu..comfortable ride as well. It's like that chic you say you'll hit and run but ukionja unapata fire coochy and great personality unakua hooked😆

@alexmwanzo Hiyo Tiida mnaipendea nini?

The poor man’s 3 car garage Golf mk6 gti Nissan tiida c11 And the rd1

@KeNHAKenya How about you first ensure the street lights, both on the highway and bridges are working? This endangers more lives than the hawkers.

Footbridges are designed to provide safe, efficient, and often pleasant passage for pedestrians free from any obstacles and encumbrances. Unfortunately, most footbridges along the highways are now unfeasible to use due to encroachment by hawkers and street families. This compels pedestrians to cross in undesignated areas which has often resulted in tragic accidents. In a bid to deter any further loss of life, the Kenya National Highways Authority (KeNHA), has launched an operation to clear all footbridges and underpasses of any hawkers and street families as well as clean them. This countrywide exercise has started off along the Ruiru – Thika section of the Thika Superhighway. The exercise is being conducted in collaboration with the National Government Administrative Officers (NGAO), County Governments, National Police Service, Axle Load Enforcement Unit (ALEHU) and the KeNHA Corridor C team. The Authority remains steadfast in her dedication to road safety, safeguarding road reserves, and ensuring safety of all road users.

@mmbonface @Kushmapesa Clerk of works ndio hii pande ingine tunaita "mtu wa mkono"?

@Kushmapesa Tiga mucene. Clerk of works can never have such crucial information. Labda nikutafute uniambie ku plaster 1m sq ni pesa ngapi

Nitafuteni niwaambie. I was the Clerk of Works for this project & I have a history with the owners of the land n the owner of the abandoned apartments.

@DerrickUdu55582 Trade in allowed?

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