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🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed. Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon. New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

Unashangaa mbona your 8 to 5 babe alirudi amejam, Hata haongei, amefura ka Ngoima na akienda alikuwa sawa kumbe ni office husband ameanza kucheka cheka na the new intern mwenye ni mrembo kumliko.

@KiprutToo @ArapTilingi Reminds me of tweep who applauded the integrity and quick emergency response of Kalenjins. Kuna accident ya gari ilifanyika within their neighbourhood na the affected walikimbizwa hadi hosi bila kuitishwa a cent na kila kitu yao ilikuwa safe kapsaa.

@ArapTilingi My boy alirushwa na bike wakachukua kila kitu wakamuacha akiwa vulnerable na ilikuwa inanyesha.

Pep ended his press conference with some encouragement for West Ham😂

I love young people

If you casually flirt with every woman you meet and greet random guys with a “what’s up bro” energy, you'll go far in life. Everyone’s just a kid in an adult body. They want complements and connection. Be that guy and you’ll never be lonely or broke.

there is a book. And this book is supposed to be some level of an accurate account of the start of life on Earth. THIS BOOK records in as early as the 3rd chapter that a female/woman was the first to disobey, disrespect, and try to deceive God. fucking GOD bro.... 😭 THEN lured her husband into the same nasty boat as her. just think about that for a second seriously think about that!

As a country, we need to be very serious about the future of our children. How can you allocate billions to statehouse and more is spent by a DP in choppers and KSh 95, per learner? We need to take education seriously in this country.

After amejibu mtu anaendelea aje?

Hapa vipi? Kotakokim chomiet.

Private Sector Engagement Framework

Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

US Air Force special operations (AFSOC) somewhere in Africa.

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A man who drinks from every river will never know which one quenched his thirst. —African Proverb—

Ukifanya job Westlands na ukose kubeba packed food, in a month utajipata ume spend 10k on lunch. Tough times🙂

Always reserved.

@19GAMA65 @Benign_Overlord

@Benign_Overlord Coincidentally, (and I’m not even kidding) I was also told about some alleged sexual harassment about you yesterday. The victim, a law student is actually here on X ? The pot calling the kettle black.

Nakumbuka kulikuwa na OB No. and statement juu ya huyu ninja which at least was resolved amicably. Majamaa mkifanya biz kwa streets ni poa kukuwa na documentation... May champ rest in power.