Brick

improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon

@w0rdgenerator If you work a service industry job you just hit the steps while working

How unemployed do you have to be to hit 20k steps a day

@kirbxbt A vegetable? Brussels sprouts are my go to

grocery list for tomorrow: 1 lb of chicken 1 lb of beef 0.5 lb of blackberries 2 monster what more do a young sensitive man need

If you’re not seasoning your eggs, I really can’t fuck with you

Dmv counter guy just complimented my diction and I said have “perfect commercial voice.” Rare compliment

@pasiphae01 What’s wrxport king ? Ik it’s not Subaru

i wrxport from gplay, waymo, and other things

I think it’s important to have a friend who’s a little evil. And conversely one who’s too kind and good. How else does experience the full breadth of humanity

I'm long fartcoin, fuck this war news. juice it

Told my coworkers I was interviewing with an ai startup and they were repulsed by the idea of working in ai, in any capacity. Want to say that’s the first time I’ve seen that reaction

@pasiphae01 And let me guess, he never listens to you. Mine dont

i think i say "i would not do that if i were u" to my cat 5-10x/day

@heart_ With the current state of the market it doesn’t matter how many people bring them lol

who's gonna bring their ledger/trezor to Cannes in March? just wanna judge if it's worth it for me to go

closed around b/e, no good apparently

longing tao, market looks like it wants to bounce a little

@IDrawCharts I've seen a single indoor smoking TGi Friday's in the Miami airport. Smoking room was a massive plastic box connected to the rest of the restaurant by an airlock. Incredible sight

why can I not smoke inside this airport chili's we used to be a country

Free game for feet guys: climbing gyms are full of athletic women with their feet out

Really coming around to slab sets while bouldering, once you get the movement figured out a little the problems become really satisfying to engage with. Adds an extra piece of complexity to the sport

longed virutal for a follow up

@degenharambe Pretty sure your perception of time changes as you age, so any unit of time gradually is perceived as being shorter and shorter as you experience more and more cumulative time

is it just me or did time definitely accelerate man wtf there just isn’t enough time in the day anymore

longing some hype

@gainzy222 You gotta be cursed from a past life or something man it’s always some shit like this with you, I can’t remember the last time you just posted about having a good day or something

been walking up every 20–25 min for the last 8 hours deliriously racing to the toilet to nuke it as my intestines get power washed how to escape this hell