Brienne of Tarth

What is happening? Honestly what? I am trying to keep existing because I was briefly funny but I don't understand the rules of this mass raven situation like how many ravens are involved and don't they get tired and literally what even happened to me I honestly forget

@Imakeusxy @Turn0ffList Thought @King_Renly @The1TheRenly liked em hairy till I saw S1. My bad. #GoT #OathkeeperIsSuperSharp

@Ser_Pounce But you seem so ubiquitous! Your being born then explains a lot though. #AStormOfShit #AShitstormOfSwords #EitherWay #Yikes

@Ser_Pounce Haven't seen you in the s2 promos yet! Probably because you're so sneaky! Yes you are! Who's a sneaky widdle kittycat! #YouAre

Holy shit you guys we look fucking FANTASTIC bit.ly/GzzOi9 #Duh #OldNews @BrienneOTarth @Beauty_Brienne @MaidOfTarth @TheMaidOfTarth

@PrincesMyrcella Actually I just got drunk & stabbed the shit out of her. Whoops. Wore the suit, nobody noticed! #WhatIDidOnMySummerVacation

@Margaery_Tyrell Right? It's weird, it's like after July I just kind of ran out of stuff to talk about and now I'm all chatty again! <3

"The Tickler and 5 others followed you" is the most terrifying thing twitter has ever said to me.

@Margaery_Tyrell @PrincesMyrcella @WesterosGossips @Lady_Margaery Lovely gowns! Designed at sleepovers at #HighGarden #GetItCauseHigh

Whoa! It's been awhile but suddenly I find myself with stuff to talk about again! #hibernation #GoT #season2 #fuckyeah

Totally psyched about Ser Conan. Not my usual type, but COME ON. He'd actually stand a chance against me in combat AND he makes me salivate.

@the_kingslayer #KaraokeofThrones happens pretty much when we say it does. Just let @King_Bobs_Ghost know. @queen_cersei

@the_kingslayer Oh mmy god, I misssed you SSO MUCH. #WineDrunk #AlcoholicBonding #QuestBuddies #YourHairSmellsTerrific

#FuckYeah RT @ladyofdorne: @RamsayBolton Charming as always Would be interesting to hear you say that to @BrienneBeauty or #TheSandSnakes

Haven't had much to say lately. Had an eventful few months, then everything got really boring. #WineDrunk #LetsDoShadowPuppetsTillApril

@Ser_Pounce The HHGTG movie was just weird and misguided. Forget you saw it and read the books, it'll take you like a week @PrincesMyrcella

#Glee is an ironic title for these tales of really sad people who also sing. Do Rains of Castamere! #TVWithBrienne #GleeOfThrones

Ser William of House Exterminator, will you marry me? #FuckYeahAlligatorWrestling #GettingNowhereWithRenly #TVWithBrienne

@DanyTargaryen_ They could make a lot of money doing spray tans. #ActualFire #ToddlersAndTiaras #SeriouslyWTF #TVWithBrienne

Puzzled by these Toddlers&Tiaras. All seem to be lowborn and none have flowered, so why the courtship display? #TVWithBrienne #FuckingCreepy