Brienne of Tarth
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Brienne of Tarth
@BrienneOTarth
That's BRIENNE not WHENCH. Occupation: Running errands for Catelyn Stark. Interests: Melee combat, warfare, and collecting Hummels.
Westeros Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@TheAshaGreyjoy @Ser_Pounce Or you could buy more books and just living in a house made out of them... That would save some money.
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@TheAshaGreyjoy @Ser_Pounce I admire people who can do that since I spend too much on books as it is, but I can't. I'm too impatient.
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@TheAshaGreyjoy @Ser_Pounce Yea... Or you can just reread things obsessively.
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@Ser_Pounce Nooo... Slow down. You need to drag it out until The Winds of Winter is release.
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@Khaleesidanny He's smelly... #OOC I'm guessing you haven't read very far into the series.
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@alexmschwartz You can have 'The Beauty of Tarth' if you want. It doesn't really suit me.
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Good morning #fakewesteros Finally finished ADWD, failing my attempt to drag it out until The Winds of Winter.
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@StannisLobster #ooc Yea, me too, but I fear something tragic is in the works. #WillcrymorethanwhenSandorleftSansa #CatelynStarkisabitch
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@Queen_Cersei And then have your way with them? I wouldn't put it past you, but... #youcouldntchoptheheadoffafoamymugofale @NiceQueenCersei
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@StannisLobster Me too, though I fear something tragic is in the works. She's so unlike Cersei: ugly, honest, and not PMSing all the time.
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@RamsayBolton #OOC I know how it's spelled, but I don't always catch my own typos. :-P @StannisLobster
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@Queen_Cersei That doesn't mean you don't roofie the ones who aren't your lovers. @NiceQueenCersei
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@StannisLobster #OOC I liked this one because she has the eyes that Jamie kept thinking about, and her hair is yellow straight like straw.
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@NiceQueenCersei Maybe you were roofied by your evil twin, that's a level of creepiness I hope even Lannisters don't rise to. @Queen_Cersei
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#Youvespenttoomuchtimeinwestros When you mistake a recipe for dorayaki for Dothraki... But what a sexy dish it would be. #didntsleepwell
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