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Ricky Gervais on meeting Roy Keane:
"It was like meeting a long lost brother. We immediately bonded over hating things. Lateness, leaf blowers, fireworks, and people in general."
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@BrightIdea77 I need advice from you about the glory hunting.....
Q1: Do you remember the glory days, I barely can? Might switch to Ludogorets...they win the league every year
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‘Picked a team that wins stuff’ 😭
Half the family's from Manchester & I started supporting United when they hadn’t won the league in 20+ years… hardly glory hunting 😆
Meanwhile Newcastle fans discovered ‘standards’ the minute new saudi owners landed 💀
‘Weak willed’… from a fanbase still waiting to experience sustained success. The irony is screaming 👍
Professor Brolinton@ProfBrolinton
@UtdHeisenberg_ It’s easy when you just pick a team that wins stuff soft lad. Easy and weak willed.
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Who was the best Irish player to play for your club. Many Man United fans would say this guy. #StPatricksDay
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@90sFootballUK1 @Fergie_Years Best, Cantona & Robson all better
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@Ginger_Tucci @JeanBarber It gets soooo much worse, im not sure how i even have a TV left!
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I’ve started watching the new Mafs Oz, episode 1. And I absolutely already want to smash the tv at a few of them. I nearly switched it off. It’s going to be a carcrash, isn’t it?
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@gym_manic That outfit looks amazing on you!!🔥 Hope you have a lovely time ❤️
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Holiday mode activated . I am going to enjoy some time off the gym. However I have an active time planned.
I might shamelessly retweet some of my tweets to keep my account active next week but you never know, I might post something because I'll still probably do some exercise 😂
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Hi again,Good news🙌she made the difficult decision to have a risky emergency op but all went well and recovering now.Few more days in hospital and she’ll be able to go home.Only mentioned to say no “Where’s Cooper🤷♂️” today😂but blown away with the well wishes thank you so much❤️
rob sellers🇾🇪@robsellers123
Hi all,just popping on to explain…our daughter got rushed to A+E yesterday and had to spend night in Hospital.This place has always been a happy place for me and I can’t use it whilst I’m down in the dumps.Hopefully be back asap❤️
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Too much muscle ages you
Ty Woosley@tywoosley23
Some mass added to the frame for client Justin. Left photo was when we started to right current
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Such degrading & insulting language
PETRIFIED COVID PARENT@covid_parent
Ladies of Twitter, are you up to date on having your Front Hole screened, to help prevent Front Holical cancer?
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🚨LABOUR'S LUNACY EXPOSED: MP Dawn Butler Declares Babies Are Born Without Sex – And Calls Biology “Dog Whistle Transphobia” 🙃
Just when you thought the Labour Party couldn't sink any lower into complete delusion…
Dawn Butler MP stands up and proudly proclaims:
“A child is born without sex.”
Yes. You read that right.
A sitting Labour MP – someone supposedly representing ordinary working people – is telling the world that newborn babies have NO sex.
And if you dare mention basic, observable biology?
You're instantly guilty of sinister “dog whistle transphobia”.
This isn't satire. This isn't a fringe activist.
This is a Labour MP. In Parliament. Pushing this deranged ideology.
This is what the modern Labour Party actually believes.
Completely detached. Dangerously unhinged. Terrifying for women, children, and anyone still grounded in reality. 😱
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@thebrunette24 Oh my 😂😂😂 just spluttered my tea everywhere!!!!😂😂
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