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@johnredwood We could hook dynamos up to exercise bikes and get all the MPs to pedal and produce electricity. You know... make them do something actually useful.

@SilverRFiction Nonsense. Self-publish it and see if or how well it sells.

Throw away the first book you wrote. I often hear this advice… thoughts?

@mattcox15 @Red__Tim Since King Charles 1 was headstrong, didn’t take advice and consequently ended up captured and executed and King Charles 2 was a drunken debaucher, I would be wary of any bus driven by King Charles 3

Well, that's, errrrr... one way of putting it.

@BladeoftheS I'll supply the rubber hose if they want to interrogate Nigel Farage.

@POTUS Working at McDonalds for 20 hours a month in order to keep receiving food stamps is not something I would claim as a successful outcome of any employment plan.

I'm proud that under my economic plan, working-age women are now back at work at rates not seen since before the pandemic. Ensuring that every woman has that chance to participate in our labor force is an imperative that advances the prosperity and stability of our country.

@okaypoet If you read my novel you'd never eat peanut butter again :p

@NikkiFried Could end the just about every worker shortage by paying enough. Automate all the junk jobs like fast food.

We could end the teacher shortage tomorrow if we just paid teachers what they are worth and let them teach.

@NicoleCLindsay Should be.

i'm apparently in the mood to panic!!!! is 85k words enough for an adult fantasy novel?!?!?

@oceansofflowers I don't believe in domination or abuse. I've been subject to domination and abuse and lies and more. I've been threatened with knives and guns. Each of us has to be equal and happy to be together for the sake of being together. "in a world where you can be anything, be happy"

@odaMCK @TelegraphRoyals All parties - they're all more suspect than an invitation to appear on Jim'll Fix It.

@BritishTechGuru @TelegraphRoyals I.E. the Tories.

@Flickertime @oceansofflowers They can be thin on the ground when they're younger. By the time they're in their 30s they wake up and realise that doesn't work.

@oceansofflowers I need a woman that wants a partner not a sugar daddy

@oceansofflowers What I like in a partner is we each do our own things, live together and have a great life together. I look after her if she's sick. She looks after me if I'm sick. No hard and fast rules - just fair play with no bullying, abuse or coercement.

@g_szawaryn The key point when a guy realizes his girlfriend really isn't into him is when she's standing over him covered in his blood with an axe swinging up and down into his body.

@5by5Creativity David Cameron tries his best to drop a stinky fart.

Caption contest.

@LizSpeidel If you get your prescription you can get the funkiest glasses ever. I've always been impressed by Barry Humphries/Dame Edna Everage glasses

Ok, folks. What do you think? #newglasses

@vpmancuso That is the whole point of posts like that - to draw attention to the poster. I could say "My book on knitting rice puddings was published today and it's in 597 libraries already" Just because it's on Twitter doesn't make it true.

Anyone else struggle seeing “I got a request” or “I’m getting published!” posts? I am genuinely happy for folks, and I feel childish recognizing the jealous, but maybe confessing it will alleviate it. #WritingCommmunity

@DanRather And raising the likelihood of nukes being used by Russia

Ukraine. Wow. Offering a global lesson in how you respond to bullies.

@whatsthat21 @JoeBiden If you work that many hours, you're causing more health issues. Quit and get a better job.

@JoeBiden Too bad, I'm part of the low blue collar 100 hr a week person and with insurance it's still $133 a month and another $50 a month for insulin. This is robery

Every Republican in Congress voted against lowering prescription drug costs, health care costs, tackling the climate crisis, lowering energy costs, creating good-paying jobs, and a fairer tax system. Every single American needs to return the favor and vote them out of office.

@JoeBiden The PROBLEM is the anti-gun policies of the Democrats. Get rid of them. Promise no new gun laws for a complete Presidential term and you might get in. But stick with your promises.

@stephenRB4 It's Sunday. With luck nobody will be there!

I’m thinking of going into the office tomorrow. Could somebody please talk me out of it? 🙁

@timsmithricky Spot on flowers and plush toys left at scenes of accidents and at funerals are a colossal waste of money. The dead are dead and don't know whether there's even anybody at the gravesite let alone appreciate the flowers. Somebody has to pick it all up and bury it in landfill.

I do wish all those buying flowers to leave to rot at a palace would give their money to a food Bank or other charity instead.