Britt Watson

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

Yes, saying “hello” to common animals you see on your way to work like squirrels and pigeons makes you a better person. The science just came in.

Watching a Diners Drive Ins and Dives from 2008 and it’s a completely different world. A bacon cheeseburger was braggadociosly only $4.75. I looked up the website and that burger is $17 today. The Flavortown you were raised to live in no longer exists.

having a job is cool but everydayyy???

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

when my period ends and i'm done with all the overly emotional outbursts

WE'RE GIVING AWAY A PAIR OF TICKETS TO TOMORROW'S SOLD OUT GAME! RE-SHARE THIS POST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN. #ForTheW

October mood 🎃

This might be the greatest thing I have ever watched

“Worm Regards”

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

Monday mood

can i get a kids menu & a margarita please

Can’t wait to listen to this new bon iver and look out a window for a while

only accepting this form of apology

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

real but if you have a person who is just sitting on the kitchen counter and yapping w you while you make food it's kinda nice