Jason Broadfoot
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No, absolutely not. There is 100% chance that I wait until tomorrow. I’ll quit that shit at 5:30am, noon, 5pm, 11:59pm, whatever. The second those $$$ are mine.
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?
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Happy “dead heat day” to everyone in the #Sportsbook industry. Trying to explain this rule to once a year golf bettors is the worst. #Deadheat
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Oh how the #Husker fanbase is about to start a new Luther Vandross conspiracy when #OneShiningMoment shows more Iowa highlights and especially the 4 defender long pass #MarchMadness
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He definitely knows about forcing himself upon people.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: Chicago should call and say we would like help. New York should call. Los Angeles should call… We are going to have to force ourselves upon them.
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Danny Hurley might actually commit a crime against an official who puts Duke in the bonus with 14 minutes left in the 2nd half. #MarchMadness #UConn #Duke
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12:28 Window has a touchscreen that does pivot. Customer had to see so he keeps asking to pivot screen until it is completely facing away from me. As he is reading off selections he stops “why aren’t you typing these in”
My very short answer: “now I can’t see”
#WorkSucks
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10:15-10:50: sat next to co-workers for 30-35 minutes doing my work. Nothing.
Try to get up to deliver money & paperwork to cage. Somehow all 3 cashiers need money swaps at the exact same time. We have had maybe 6 customers. #WorkSucks
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Not all “Fridays” are created equal: 9-5 today with tomorrow and next day off.
9:45: co-worker goes on like a real rant about the size of paper clips we have. Then all 4 foot 9 of her tore apart every low shelf and cupboard looking for a different size….paper clip. #WorkSucks
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Jeep-with the kid and the live fish. No way is that kid singing that song in real life. And what the hell is he doing with a live fish out of water anyway?
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing
What's the 2026 March Madness commercial you're already most sick of?
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Thoughts and prayers to the referees assigned to the UConn/UCLA game today. I hope they slept well last night because dealing with Dan Hurley or Mick Cronin is bad enough. Today it’s Hurley AND Cronin. It’s going to be a loooong day for those officials. #MarchMadness
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Bricktown in OKC doesn’t have enough Busch Light on hand for what’s coming Wednesday thru hopefully Sunday. #Huskers #MarchMadness
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Music man at Madison Square Garden played Biggie for visitors(UConn) intros and then Tupac for St. John’s the NYC team intros…..that should have been flipped around. #BigEast
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@chisoxfan30 I know it doesn’t sound like much but 13 is usually where you start to get the “friskier” automatics. Some SEC area athletic team with a good point guard that scores 75-80 points regularly scares me
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Braden Smith’s full under tee is greater than Sam Hoiberg’s sports bra today.
#Huskers #Big10Tournament
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This only matters if you are literally yeeting them off the plane mid-flight.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: United Airlines announces passengers can now be forcibly ejected from flights if they refuse to use headphones.
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@NTVsTimReith @NTVJackBartlett Tim, was that the form when you….you know…..to you know who
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