Dave Broker

@TiffanyFong Bite their leader

My new apartment has a mosquito problem. Any tips to deal with em ???

@Breaking911 When’s the next staged one ?

Islamic Center of San Diego Director Taha Hassane, after shooting incident at mosque: "It is extremely outrageous to target a place of worship. Our Islamic Center is a place of worship…This is something that we have never expected."

@TonyHinchcliffe thank you dude ! I wanted to jump over the chairs to beat that ct. Thankfully I was calmed down by your expressions knowing you’d destroy her. @Shanemgillis I’d act the exact same way. Dude you’re awesome. Netflix money is fun I’d imagine. Anyway cheers 🍻

@Sofia50020Sofia No bedroom television

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@TexasChance Haaaaaa yup then nothing, not even a remaining clue . Just gone from history.

There was about a two year period around 1986 where Sun Tea took over the suburbs.

@staceydash Thought you would have reached out by now. I’m very interested.

Monday Throwback... she was just getting started. 🥷

@CDHMartinez @amazon Probably my 190 inch tv 📺 I got for $500

🚨BREAKING: An @amazon tractor trailer wedged under the GW Parkway bridge like a total moron, shutting down roads and turning commute into a shitshow. Clearance signs in big, plain English right there. So who the hell is rubber-stamping CDLs to people who can’t read them?

@AZ_Intel_ Mo 100% legal weed btw . However I’m not really familiar with professional sports rules, because I’m the type that is aware of the first thing I said .

Kansas City Chiefs WR Rashee Rice ordered to serve 30 days in jail for violating his probation after testing positive for marijuana. - KSHB

@kellyinvegas It’s why EMP bombs were first created

The speaker phone/no headphones crowd is out of control. We have allowed this to be socially acceptable and it's not.

@R4wf0ru We all got worms 🪱 from playing in the dirt as kids

my biggest fear is sitting on grass in shorts and a bug crawls in my pussy

@Root_user7 @R4wf0ru Bite ??…… or penetrate?

@R4wf0ru That is a very valid fear. Mine is that a snake will bite my butt while I’m on the toilet 🤗

@greg16676935420 Remember your old cars could never roll over 100k miles ?

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

@InsiderWire If she doesn’t like it we will use her brother to probe

#BREAKING: JD Vance says the DOJ is probing Ilhan Omar over immigration fraud allegations.

@InsiderWire Gross

heard a guy speaking spanish on the phone say “como the fuck” 😭

@CbfwVeeze Me

name one villain that lowkey had a point

@EarthToGazelle Mob hit car bomb

My neighbor always sets his car alarm off before he starts the car. He does it every morning at 4 am before work. Wakes up the whole street because it’s so damn loud and he’d let it go off for at least 30 seconds. So this morning I left a fake notice on his front door that said “there is penalty fee of $100 for residents who disrupt quiet hours from 9pm-7am. Additional charges will be added to your rent if noise complaints are reported against you”. This morning, there was no alarm. Now I’m wondering why the fuck he was doing that every single morning for weeks.

is bikini bottom a walkable city