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Hello and Well Met. My first official video is done and up. Shoutout to @Skyebrows for inspiring me to try this with his music videos.

@hoshizorarock We're competitive and we don't like to lose, so how about we just call it a draw and try again next week?

アメリカ人よ 今回のバーベキュー対決は我々の勝ちで文句はないよな？

@nikutaberuru Sleep is for the weak. Goodnight. 🎩

アメリカ兄貴たちは いつ寝てるんだよ！ アメリカ兄貴たちが倒れたら Twitterがつまらなくなるから 頼むからしっかりと寝てくれ！

@WelDemi161 It's just in case it is seen. There's little point in responding with pure nonsense, especially if the person sees the message because they won't understand nonsense, reasonably so. We'd rather take a chance we'll be seen and be taken seriously (or as serious as makes sense).

冷静に考えて、なんでアメリカ人、読んでくれるかどうかも分からない日本人の問いにこんなに真剣に答えてくれるの？ 日本人より心温かいよね絶対。 ワイの問いに400人が真剣に答えてくれてんのよ。感動ですよ。

@elonmusk In Heaven, they play techno

My idea of a good time is working with amazing engineers to create incredible technology 🤩 The Tesla chip research fab will have all the machines needed to do logic, memory, packing & masks in one building for a lightning fast development cycle. Heaven 💫

@cocobrED_ How nice of the guy to just spill all that information mid battle.

My shield did a lot more damage than my sword. #comedyskit #comedyreel #shield

@hoshizorarock Looks elegant and homely all at once.

アメリカ人の皆さんに質問です。 日本には「大正ロマン」と呼ばれる、西洋と日本の伝統が融合した芸術様式があります。アメリカ人の方々には、このスタイルはどのように映るのでしょうか？ 個人的にはこのスタイルがとても好きです。😊

I have the strength of a thousand men. Never you mind that 999 of them are paralyzed and decrepit, and the 1 that isn't is fat and lazy.

It has come to my attention that the phrase "Out the Wazoo" implies that the "Wazoo" is the reasonable, normal, acceptable zone. In other words... the Wazoo is good. We like the Wazoo. It's an exclusionary zone for the "normal", so if you're "normal" you're a part of the Wazoo, a Wazoonite. You Beautiful Wazoonite bastard. 🤨🤠🙃

@gk130409 It's a universal truth that shows all to the light of joy, and you my overseas compadre have shown that light upon the masses, thus follows are your reward. Take heed of this and may you shine the light responsibly, so as to not blind those who are drawn to it.

うそやろ… おっぱいの話題を投稿しただけで、 フォロワー１９０人も増えたぞ🫢 世界中の男性は、 みんな 女性の胸が好きって よくわかったよ🫡 リプライくれた世界中の皆さん 本当にありがとうございます👏🏻

@dejiwastakenx Had to emphasize the GENIUS question with that long drink of his drink.

The Truth About Drinks

@mop_cos It'll never come to an end. Star-and-stripes + bikinis are eternal.

星条旗ビキニブームは終わっちゃったかしら？ 私はずっとブーム中！大好きだもの🇺🇸❤️

@gk130409 It's an impossible task for any man to hate boobs. Boobs are just that great.

Ｘでの自動翻訳が始まって、 世界中の人達と話せる事ができるようになった そして、 世界中の男性だけにおいて、 ある共通項が見つかった アメリカ、中東、中国、日本など、 男性みんな大好きなものがある それは… (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡°おっぱい！おっぱい！ 男性で 女性の胸が嫌いは聞いた事がない😏

@pirooooon3 It's easy to forget just how much they enrich our lives. It'd be nice to see at least some semblance of this sentiment here in America. Unfortunately, it's far more of a 'use it till it breaks and then dispose of and forget it' mentality here.

日本人は 長年使った機械に『ありがとう』とお礼を言います 物にも神様が宿り、自分たちの人生を豊かにしてくれると信じられています あなたの国にも、物に感謝をする習慣はありますか？ 日本の文化を守りたい🇯🇵

Seeing all the love flowing between Japan and America lately on here, I'm reminded of how much our cultures have actually been interwoven for decades. A good example is the fact that people over here buy One Piece cards. I like and watch One Piece, and I only recently learned there are cards. Pic is of one card a coworker of mine recently pulled. Loving this bridge between out nations.

@Megu_rikka Hello and good moring, or perhaps おはようございます.

アメリカの方に私のポスト届いてますか？ 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨

@domohornLINK_ru You're making me hungry.

Why is chatting with overseas bros so easy and fun?! 🤩 American culture hits different! By the way, I love Monster Hunter and the food scenes in it! 🍖🔥 I'm so inspired by it that I even post my own food! Anyone from abroad, what's your favorite thing about Japanese internet? Drop your thoughts below! 👇 #MonsterHunter #MHWilds #JapaneseFood #FoodPorn

@snsnokyoufu This is too adorable...

東京のたばこ屋にいた、きゅうりを誇らしげに見せてくる犬が海外で話題に

@junhagemay Gotta love those tongue twisters.

ネイティブの日本人でもこんなの言えないw

@MUKIDEZA2 Wooooah!

アメリカの投稿がTLに流れる前 「物価また上がるのか」「政治家の汚職」「芸能人の不倫」「子供が交通事故の被害」「戦争」「ガソリンの値上げ」 アメリカの投稿がTLに流れた後 「肉だ！わーーー！」「銃だ！わーーー！」「酒だ！わーーー！」「うんこだ！わーー！」「おっぱいだ！わーー！」

@bozu_108 This is such a beautiful sight. I'd spend a significant amount of time just chilling next to this lazy river with this kind of a view.

男の子ってこういうの好きなんでしょ？選手権 最優秀賞