Broseph
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@ThinkInPeach Her showing up 40 mins late is why he didn’t care for her.
Imagine another world where she shows on time and is enthusiastic about the date. He wouldn’t even ask her to split the bill.
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New client, 31. Lives in Austin. Software sales.
1st Hinge date. She shows up 40 min late. Orders a $90 ribeye and a bottle of Pinot Noir.
He asks to split the bill. She gets tense. Says: "That's the man's role."
He unmatched her. Now he's wondering if HE overreacted. Did he?
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Another exit, and another little distribution going out tomorrow.
For many, it all started with a DM ❤️
If you know, you know 🙏
😉
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@dig_deeper1 I used to sell fences, there was a person who got 9 quotes and went with the cheapest one. I told him, “I don’t understand how they can do it for that price”. Anyways he calls me 4 months later to see if we can fix the shoddy job that was done. Told him we had to redo it.
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I asked for some bids for the Duplex wooden fence and I got several quotes
Lowest was $2,500
Medium was $3,000
Highest was $8,000
All of them were excluding material.
I picked the lowest
They’re working on the fence as we speak
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@realEstateTrent See this is why taxes triggers people … as it should. Politics matters.
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Crazy how many commercial property owners are now hit with a 4%+ transfer tax in LA.
So, Los Angeles gets 4% of your property if you decide to sell.
Especially sucks for the people who bought before this was a thing.
What a mess.
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@realEstateTrent See … this tax triggers people, as it should. This is why politics is important.
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My ex best friend was my biggest hater and I still can’t believe it took me over 10 years to realize it. She literally used to tell me how she’s sorry guys don’t look at me when we’re together because she’s so pretty and how “crazy” it is that she’s gonna be married first.
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My friend changed his Hinge job title from “Account Executive” (what he actually is) to “Founder at Fortune 500 company” as a joke
Went from maybe 3 likes a week to 150+ matches in under a month
Has a date tonight with a girl way out of his league
He said he’s thinking about “coming clean” on the date
I told him absolutely not
What’s the move here?
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There should be podcasts shaming male whores.
This teaches young women that “bagging” one is not a flex but an embarrassment. An implied lesson is also not to engage in such behavior either.
This also teaches young women not to get anxiety over what a man is doing when no one’s looking, because she’s happy to leave an embarrassment instead of having the society-driven instinct to fight for his approval while he’s out trying to cheat.
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Was at a bar this weekend and the line was insane. Bouncer goes:
“Ladies are free, guys are $200.”
Group of 8 hot girls pull up with one INSANELY gay dude.
Bouncer stands his ground:
“Ladies are good. He still has to pay.”
Dude’s voice immediately jumps 4 octaves: “ARE YOU SERIOUSSSSS? YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC”
Whole group left.
Never respected a bouncer more.
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@prolifefrenchie Consenting adults are free to do as they please regardless of anyone else’s opinion as long as they are behaving within the confines of the law and not infringing on anyone else’s rights.
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If you date a freshly 18 year old girl, claiming it’s ok because “she’s legal”, you are still a pedophile.
If the legal limit was 16, you would date a 16 yo.
If it was 10, you would date a 10 yo.
You’re just a pedophile on a leash.
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@QueenAnticommie maybe servers should earn commissions from the menu prices and get paid that way
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I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home
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@andrewjiang Bet if I made a listing with @bchesky home and random people showed up to this home this would be fixed.
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Last year, right before we went to the hospital for our 2nd baby, a random family showed up at our house in Texas.
We hadn’t listed our home on Airbnb — someone took our Zillow photos and put it up. Had to break the bad news to the Airbnb guests that their weekend booking didn’t exist.
I spent multiple days trying to get @Airbnb to take down the listing. They refused, instead asking me to provide our deed and other documentation, which they said would then be shared with the fraudulent host. 3 other families showed up across those days, each one with their travel plans ruined.
I could not for the life of me get someone at Airbnb to act like a human instead of following a script. Make no mistake — that kind of unhelpfulness is intentional and designed. The constant switching of support representative, the same pasted script each time, none of that is accidental. So I agree with this. Would absolutely rather have had AI vs customer support lemmings.
When Airbnb works, it’s magical. But today, I avoid it unless I absolutely have to. I hope you hear the guests worldwide @bchesky and go back into founder mode on this.
sandra djajic@TakoTreba
On Sunday evening, I had the worst experience I’ve ever had with @Airbnb. A few hours before arriving in Hamburg for OMR, a conference that brings more than 70,000 people to the city, my booking was suddenly cancelled. I immediately contacted customer support, expecting them to help me find another place. Instead, they told me they couldn’t assist because “Airbnb didn’t cancel your booking, the host did.” Excuse me? This happened around 11 PM. I spent the entire night on calls with customer support and did not sleep at all. At around 1 AM, things got even worse. I received a message saying I was no longer allowed to make bookings on Airbnb because my account had been flagged as potentially dangerous. I honestly couldn’t believe what was happening. I was traveling with my three-month-old baby. I explained that multiple times. It made no difference. No meaningful help. No travel credits. My account was blocked. And by the time I arrived in Hamburg, I had to scramble to find a hotel on my own. The ironic part? There was no AI involved in this experience. Only humans following scripts and passing me from one person to another. And, Brian, I genuinely wish I had been dealing with AI instead. It would have been faster, more logical, and probably far more empathetic than the people I spoke with that night. What shocked me most was realizing how few real alternatives there are to Airbnb. At midnight I was completely on my own trying to solve a problem that should never have happened in the first place. Worst customer experience I’ve had in years.
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🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: PM Netanyahu announces he plans to END Israel’s reliance on U.S. foreign aid
“I've said this to President Trump. I've said it to our own people. Their jaws dropped, but I said I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military cooperation that we have — because we receive 3.8 billion dollars a year.”
“I think that it's time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support.”
“I want to start now.”
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Grateful to my mother and grandmother for teaching me how to love so deeply, generously, and unconditionally.
To my beautiful children, thank you for making me a mother and expanding my heart exponentially. The greatest privilege of my life is being your mom 🤍
To all the mamas, Happy Mother’s Day ! Love to you all !
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If Trump can end the Iran War and get gas down to about 2.50 by November 3rd, this is going to be a really really bad midterm for the Democrats.
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Trump's personality is simple once you understand it.
You were nothing before I got here. I've carried you for twelve years and when I leave, you'll be nothing again.
Two examples:
1. Cornyn - 35 years in the Senate, voted with Trump 99% of the time.
The 1% he didn't — Trump dusted him.
2. Crenshaw - Lost his eye in combat serving this country, voted with Trump 99% of the time.
The 1% he didn't — Trump endorsed his opponent. He lost the primary.
And still people try to normalize this.
People will tell you he'll want Vance or Rubio to succeed him because that's what a normal Republican would want.
He doesn't want those guys succeeding him.
He doesn't want them taking credit for anything.
There's one spotlight in this administration and it points in one direction.
To not understand that is to not understand Donald Trump.
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