@[email protected] -- Bruce314

I am officially off twitter. Deleting the app after this tweet, my boundaries have been stomped. I keep my account in the dream of better days and for discovery of my mastodon handle. Good luck and hugs to the engineers stuck with a crazy boss.

@wieselT Zürich ? Tudieu, tu prévois de le doubler en bourbine ? (sinon, nous, en bons francophones vivant à ZRH, on acceptera de le voir en français)

Merci à alavolette.ch pour les superbes photos !

Je repars en tournée avec mon nouveau spectacle !

@medus4_cdc You DID! I love the matching of makeup, tatoo and hair, such vibrant colours !

Whatever I looked cute last night

@zanzjan I found it awesome that the green fury from deeper space had a custom pronoun. It suprirsed me positively and I loved it.

@nullenc0de for i in `seq 1 5000000000`; do wget ${FOO:?}; done !!!!

I have to make about ~5 billion http requests. What's the fastest way to do that? Looking for easier solutions than Axiom.

@Naguura hey, do you happen to be on mastodon ? If yes, would you mind putting your handle in your profile? Many thanks and keep the great content on twitch !

@elonmusk Twitter belongs to the should that built it. They should buy it back at current value and clean the mess you created.

What should Twitter do next?

@zanzjan but but but I've read it already!

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@ZoeSchiffer I don't advocate for violence but isn't the 2nd amendment supposed to protect against crazy leaders ?

I am having a difficult time believing this is real and I am looking at the emails.

NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

@debbie_digital If you do, please update your profile with your mastodon handle, there is a tool helping with the discovery :-)

@TaffetaV very hacker-y

@vlad_x2 @WilliamCallahan @chrismarrin @sandofsky It’s the canonical tool for incident response when you run low level infra. All the standard tools have lots of dependencies. Break enough stuff and all SREs fall back to IRC

@WilliamCallahan @chrismarrin @sandofsky IRC could be more resilient than whatever other chat people use day to day. Could be used as a backup

12 years ago, Twitter’s office used a Mac Mini to tunnel into the servers. One day, an IT guy found it in the closet. “Anyone know who owns this?” “Unplug it. Someone will show up.” Everyone lost access to servers. Huge crisis. It became known as the “Load Bearing Mac Mini.”

@OBrother_op which means you harvest the money of the poor and use it to gorge yourself ? and live in buildings belonging and maintained by the state, but "free to use"....

@herbiefrog @scalzi Mechanical watches are piece of art, engineering marvels and fashion statement. Checking the watch of someone tells a lot (I wear a Rado automatic special edition, black ceramic)

@ninja_laser @Pauline_Bike C'est un photo shoot... Regarde ses vidéos Youtube, elle a un équipement complet systématiquement

@Pauline_Bike Pfff des tennis et pas de gants pour faire de la moto.

👀

@JoGodgiven @Bast0on @MrM00t on voit la joie luire sur le visage :-D

@Bast0on @MrM00t Non mais 😳😂

Mon pire cauchemar s’est réalisé … La compagnie dans laquelle je travaille veut qu’on se film tous un par un en chantant « we are the world » pour faire une compilation vidéo

Following the sad trend, I'm now known as @darkbruce@infosec.exchange on mastodon. Live long and prosper.

@Reelwens @Pauline_Bike c'est quoi l'app en question ? je dois être un peu bête, mais je n'ai pas trouvé

@Pauline_Bike Ouais je la trouve vraiment très cool !!

Ptit rando récup au col de La Croix de fer ✨🤘