Bruce Bannon

CONSPIRACY FLOATED FORMER A'S GENeral MANAGER IN POSSIBLE ALT SCANDAL. #mlrfacts #conspiracy

@JD_DeLasRosas I hear it's because you're just shit at shit talking. It's an embarrassment to @whitt_bass

When are we gonna get some ump advanced stats?

@FakeMNTwins can you confirm that the Twins lockerroom has found Jesus?

What the league should be looking at is the demise of the cash grab sport of fakebasketball. Start a sport with investors in mind first and you've turned to the devil #mlrwarning

Stronger evidence has come out to confirm that @MLR_Rockies are most LGBTQ friendly team in league. Refer to relationships with term "bro smooches" too many dicks in CO?

Some ignorant youth are taking to task the working class umpires of the MLR when their real complaint should be against the godless corporations that are interjecting themselves into our fake baseball through our eyeballs #MLRFacts

So happy to hear that @Fake_Red_Sox is dedicated to contributing to the alt-baseball movement by clinging desperately to any attention they can get from our beloved game. #MLRFakeNews

and his Growlers. the man knows his beer unlike that hack in @MLR_Brewers

hearing word that @DaReAL_diCkShOt is a fall off candidate for this season. He hasn't had a single hit this season! What a washed up loser. His pitching is, I hear, the reason to keep him around, only giving up 3 runs so far.

Teams with just vowels as nicknames might be involved in a conspiracy for that 22nd spot on the power rankings. "Oh it makes sense that the A's would struggle, Ah can see it clearly that the O's would be last." One player commented

Some late night back door rumblings about Texas hitter G H Morello: asked for comment Morello said: is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying? #mlrfacts

One source believes @fakephils GM J.A.Bird is actually @Nashamals P Hudson Hildebrandt. Asked to comment, he responded: "Can't lose, if you beat yourself!"

@yolofakebasebal @Mariners_GM @Mariners I don't pick favorites. I'm a fan of MLR and overthrowing the oppressive OOTC

Have it under good authority that every GM has an alt-player that they use to influence the game. On the one hand, I'm a fan of using alts, on the other this reeks of deep state baseball #MakeMLRGooder

@Mariners_GM has his team @Mariners up big over the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Some speculation from OOTC that the game will end after the bottom of the first because as one insider said "Game is basically over now" #MLRFacts

@PieanatorMLR A true beacon of Truth in the MLR. Where the Commissioner of the People engages with the alt-baseball's very own Mr. Quinn #KeepMLRforthePeople

Hearing that OOTC Fuhrer has been wielding the ban hammer willy nilly and threatening our beloved players #justiceforJD

What kind of league is one that suppresses freedom of speech and imbibement? The masses want beer and sports channels, heed their cries #MLRdiscuss

One pitcher from #fakeMontreal has gone into hiding after top MLR execs found out his true identity. #MLRFacts #stopshoppingpitchers