Batman (Shadow of) 🦇

App no longer installed on the Batphone - it became unusable. Batsignal dismantled. Closing down operations & not gonna be here on the birb much longer anyway (see bio update). Those closest have the alt comms. Be good to each other. I love you.

@dakroot @Brumairian But Krooooooot, I have other nerds to impress & jocks to try to get in better graces with. You really gonna deny me the "we met at summer camp, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school" experience?

@Brumairian I could not believe how common this is. They don't consider the recipient *at all.* No, I don't want to be anyone's internet girlfriend. Ya know, cause I'm not in middle school.

People will literally tell an unemployed, broke NEET living with his parents to just slide into that woman's DMs when she lives a thousand miles away as if this is a good idea. Everyone is insane.

@Viking_The_Lost @TriplePineAcres @First_Violence Make it 44 hundred & Batsy will be the one who's "just another boot" with the empathy & broad shoulders to cry on who actually spills all their fears, concerns, n secrets to the rest of yinz so as to make sure they're really gettin buckbroke & the waterboarding is super effective

@TriplePineAcres Super alpha male bootcamp: 10-15k for a week of being berated. Toe's discount super duper alpha male bootcamp: only $3500, me and @First_Violence will harass you for a week. For $4000 you get the secret squirrel package: @TriplePineAcres will waterboard you. Moneyprinter.

If The Men™️ are out there doing fake boot camp, to the tune of spending thousands of dollars to get yelled at no less… then Somewhere out there an entrepreneurial genius should do a version of Finishing School for The Ladies™️

@ArlingtonDiva @QuiteProblmatic

@QuiteProblmatic Right wing political violence exhibit 1

I want every single politician who voted for, sponsored, or signed this raided by Federal law enforcement at 2am in full tac gear. I want them black-bagged, taken to a black site, tried in 10 seconds each by a jury of pissed off Virginians, then exiled from the US.

Eat lunch you animals

@QuiteProblmatic @nola_nobody Don't go gettin all hot n bothered there, Feathers

@nola_nobody @Bruised__Wayne Listen here MFer.

So what kinda Miata owner are you, @QuiteProblmatic?

@LCNM_Patriot 'swhat I thought (I do B12 + a B complex every mornin as part of my "power pill" regimen, but every so often I wonder

@Bruised__Wayne LOL, yeah... that's B12...

<googles "Does my piss look like Mountain Dew because of B vitamin excess or do I need to go to Urgent Care?"

@LCNM_Patriot I guess mine's more Faygo Moon Mist than full-blown Mountain Dew, but either way my sole kidney certainly doesn't seem to be havin a Baja Blast

@Bruised__Wayne Mine's not day-glo yet..

@WeenLebowski: do you remember your dreams? @Bruised__Wayne: yeah @WeenLebowski: what are they like? @Bruised__Wayne:

@reciprocity_1 Merc on the verge of seizure just scrolling the birb:

I wish everyone would stop using the flashing GIF.

@OpossumWarfare Lolz... sure enough the TL provides related content x.com/i/status/20553…

@Bruised__Wayne True

I just have to make it through today and tomorrow. 🏴‍☠️🏴🖤✨☀️✨🖤🏴🏴‍☠️

@Know_Bueno <hopes she doesn't mind the curvature of the building she just had me erect... hiring Peyronie as the architect wasn't my choice>

*blocks my path*

@john_malone @Know_Bueno Well sheeeeeeeeeeeit, I now see the error of my ways

@Bruised__Wayne @Know_Bueno Nah, stained has the order right. Like training your baseball swing.

Beating up all the well dressed middle-aged Chinese needle eye punani in Flushing as a warm up for a young and fashionable, porcelain skinned beauty from Sichuan who has no clue what to do in the bedroom

Motherfuck! Vinyl kept skipping during track 1 during "I know the pieces fit" & here I thought it was a defect in the record (picture records like this'll have that sometimes)... Nooooope, the 45 adaptor slid in the way of the stylus arm. Fixed now & also 😮‍💨 no scrstch/damage

@Know_Bueno "We" failed this generation of young men. Sumthin Sumthin industrial society consequences

I remember seeing a tweet that did numbers - for better and worse - of a young man professing how he'd level an entire village to hold the hand of an AI generated woman Forgot about that until now. Almost bummed me out, almost

25 yrs later...

@coffee_oil @VincentParry2 You have no idea just how moist you're making each and every one of them. They'll go home to their metrosexual ad exec/political consultant/mover and shaker boyfriends/fiancés/husbands & attempt to ravage them only to get a subpar weinering & be thinking of you the entire time

@VincentParry2 Bro, I'm telling me I'm disgusting. I really don't work out pretty. 🤣

Apparently there is some new ladies fitness class at my gym at 7:00 o'clock on Friday morning that involves five pound kettle bells and mandatory yoga pants. So there are twenty ladies doing lunges to pop music, and then my pregnant looking moose ass grunting, dripping sweat, and dropping weights. I'm sure they are all thoroughly revolted

@DubzyOnceAgain Güüüüüüüüd mornt, Dubz!

Good morning beautiful people

Some women won't date a man who watches p04n. These are on their book shelf.

No amount of "noticing" will keep your block clean, help facilitate incremental gains for you and your neighborhood or even help pick the best candidate for any local office