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RETWEET THIS IF YOU ARE IN A EUROPEAN CUP FINAL I FUCKING LOVE FOOTBALL SO MUCH ❤️

@k2_villa Impossible to confidently predict where anyone between 8th and 20th will finish!

Maybe even reply with the album sleeve

We played Between 10th & 11th, live, in its entirety for the first time ever the other night at our Manchester show. We got to chatting with friends in the dressing room and the big question was… Which band or artist would you love to see perform which of their albums in full??

@conversiontales ‘The Gods of Snot’ would be an excellent children’s book.

Five whole days of school before the gods of snot returned to dwell among us.

@JenniAuthor That Taggart frogs episode scarred me for ages - didn’t they put the poison on a fork for someone eating spaghetti bol? I wouldn’t touch it for years! Also 999 where a jogger gets stung on the neck by a wasp and his airway swells. Plus Grotbags when I was very young. Terrifying.

@SophieBane I went last week, spent the evening of the opening ceremony in town and the Friday at the NEC. Felt the same - proud and a tad homesick. It’s all got a lovely, distinctively Brum flavour to it.

You can have all the plans in the world for how to spend or save billions of pounds. But good manners cost nothing. That's about the only lasting impression in our house from the latest 'debate'. #BBCOurNextPM

@YSJLit Great choice, love this book. Best enjoyed with a Fleetwood Mac soundtrack.

@BarristerSecret @Joanna__Hardy This is a brilliant, compelling piece of writing that deserves to make a wider impact.

If you read one thing this year, please let it be this post by @Joanna__Hardy. It is without a shadow of the doubt the best thing that's ever appeared on this blog. It is just stupendously, heartbreakingly, achingly brilliant. thesecretbarrister.com/2022/07/21/gue…

@k2_villa Best not to get me started on this.

@k2_villa I’m already looking forward to telling my grandchildren how I bravely lounged around doing not very much for two legendary days!

@SophieBane There's about 300 hours of conversation in this photo! A lost classic by JJ72, the best James album, and one of my favourite (underrated) breakup albums for a start!

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@k2_villa I vote we keep him thanks!

@k2_villa Well indeed, the highest placed team outside the 'big 6' would probably be top!

@k2_villa Does he do his own annual report?! How thoughtful. No doubt it's a highly objective assessment of his performance that reminds us on each page how he no longer supports the PM?!

@k2_villa @90sfootball Legend. Most goalies were diving to get out of the way!

Julian Dicks could take a penalty!

@nicstreatfield @UniOfYork Brilliant news - well done Nic.