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Australia has got Trump down.

@Camd3n_10 @rockedfaces Why do they always get better

@JacsonBevens Ever again. Like ever.

guys we are one week away from no more campaign commercials

@wildethingy Fuck aye, stupit cunts.

As a scotsman, I can assure you that you all pretty much pronounce everything wrong.

@DaftLimmy Lang may your lum reek

Happy birthday to me. 50 years of age. 🎂🎉😂🤣🎂🎉😂

Yes, I can. 🧵

@BDeMayo @kylegriffin1 Where are you getting 30% from? It’s more like 43-47% and the 43 might be too low.

@kylegriffin1 Its funny in a "Jesus Christ why are 30-45% of Americans falling for this shit" kinda way

Gov. Walz on Trump's "rally" last night: "Now, I don't know if you saw last night. They were having a town hall. He got asked about health care and child care, and didn't answer those and then he spent 30 minutes standing on stage listening to music ... So I'm going to be the first to say this: It is pretty funny stuff if he didn't want to be president the United States. It's pretty funny stuff if he wasn't trying to deny women their reproductive rights. It's pretty funny stuff if he wasn't going to try and rip healthcare away from all of us with the ACA."

@simongerman600 Good time to invest in some prime coastline real estate in Antarctica

Plate tectonics at work. Let's assume the current international borders will still be in place in 250 million years. This is what the world would look like. I particularly like the Nigerian-Canadian border and landlocked Brazil. Source: buff.ly/2BcTH8E

@Chappers67 Must be a strange experience for Jets fans watching this game and wishing they could have Sam Darnold instead of Aaron Rodgers

@BryPot Tossing doodlebugs

This #Jets team is not coached to come from behind… this game is toast

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@TheAusInstitute Makes you wonder what Australia would be like if it made its own decisions instead of being dragged by the nose into things by the UK and especially the US.

$368 billion.

@FieldGulls Ford field and bullshit refs. A combo as old as time itself

JSN first down! But it's an OPI.

@A_Jude What about fireworks? Will he increase the number of firework nights?

Mariners chairman John Stanton has promised to increase player payroll for 2025, per sources. How much, exactly, remains unclear. What is clear: The M's do not intend to dive into the deep end of the free-agent pool this winter. seattletimes.com/sports/mariner…

@LookoutLanding Then again you can’t get more low leverage than an entirely meaningless game.

end of season baseball means we get to see Eduard Bazardo audition for a high leverage spot. Usually seen in mop-up/low leverage duty, team has been giving him more meaningful opportunities lately. This is one of his bigger moments of the season.

@DKramer_ For goodness sake. How about not signing players who are good in a timeshare and hoping it will translate to them being good in a full time role? How about not hoping for bounce backs?

Among the many topics that Jerry Dipoto covered today was that the Mariners' front office will evaluate its own evaluation process. "We're just having a tough time figuring out how to climb the wall from a good team to a very good team or a great team." mlb.com/news/jerry-dip…

@alexmayer34 @rockedfaces @Mariners Yay! Season saved!

The @Mariners are the first team ever to win by a 2-0 score with a home run from their catcher (Mitch Garver) and a home run from their designated hitter who plays a majority of his games at catcher (Cal Raleigh). #TheMayerGWS

🚨 Qatar have submitted a bid to host the Prime Minister's son's A-levels revision

@richardosman @FootballCliches Just remembered I took a photo.

@richardosman @FootballCliches I recently stayed in a holiday cabin in a park with trees. Next to the front door it said Forest Villa 33 and I thought that’s a cracking cup tie from the 80s

At a signing last night I signed a book for somebody called Chelsea Norwich. Does anybody else have a name which is essentially a 4th round Carabao Cup tie? @FootballCliches?

@GrogsGamut Only a few thousand Pennsylvanians will decide.