BryanExMachina

It's not my fault you're stupid, but here you are, making it my problem.

I used to think dark and gallows humor were really funny. After much reflection, I wanted to let you know that I still do, I just wanted you to know that I also used to.

@philthatremains RIP in peace. All joking aside, go fuck yourself 🩷

@BryanExMachina no, it’s terminal

just got to my room in the hospital. my roommate is listening to Mark Levine

@philthatremains Maybe you should have posted that dick pic, you know, just in case.

this is fuckin GAY

I'm starting to think Lindsey has some kind of Defense Industrial Complex kink.

@philthatremains I am a patreon member for a reason, you cock tease.

i been sick all week with a gut thing. basically had only one real meal since monday, rest is all soup n bland crackers. jumped on the scale when i got back home today. down almost 10 pounds. almost put a pic of the scale up but i checked first. you can see my junk in it. 😅

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

@philthatremains The people paying attention have know for many, many years.

The CIA is afraid being a home maker is actually being a right wing terrorist. i wrote about it on Patreon.

@therooster0514 @nikgeneburn

@nikgeneburn not great. I have been a hard-core Tarkov supporter for at least 5 to 6 years. As everyone will say, they experienced lots of ups and downs. I have since left your game because of the discrepancy between player skills. I have been playing ARC Raiders instead because it offers a more balanced experience. I just started playing Tarkov again today and quickly decided to stop playing. The issue is the variance between skills of players. Your game requires a lot of investment of time to be able to build out your character and stash. My first mission at Ground Zero proved that the game has not changed. I was just trying to finish the first quest and of course I was getting attacked by a PMC farmer. Your game is full of people that will just sit in maps and kill PCs and have no interest in playing your game. This makes it almost impossible for any normal player to enjoy your game. The reason why ARC Raiders is so popular is because they have a different engine for creating a lobby of people that are similar. Aggression based matching makes it more fun because you are placed with people of similar interests. I want to be able to play a game where I can complete quests and have interactions with other PMC’s, but not interactions with people that are just farming the game. It is very disappointing. You have spent a lot of time and effort in creating a very realistic game, however, this really destroys the whole purpose of the game in my mind. At this point, there is no reason for me to continue to play this game.

guys, how are you all doing?

Emmanuel Clasé was just a few years too early. This is so fucking stupid. I am of the opinion that not one single professional sports league should have any official partnership with ANY betting/prediction platform.

Someone on a meeting said "we are drinking from our own champagne" instead of kool-aid. I never really thought about the negative connection with the Jonestown Massacre until someone changed it to something positive. Language is so weird.

Congress should tell the Pentagon and the White House to go, and I cannot stress this next word hard enough, fuck themselves.

@vivilanco Shhhhh

@BryanExMachina Says the guy with a pfp of a cat…

The number of people at my company that are using AI profile photos is staggering.

Baseball is best.

2 weeks ago, gas for me was $2.79 a gallon. Yesterday, at the same station, it was $3.90. But you know, if you didn't think we had to hit Iran, you're an unpatriotic retard who just wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon we were assured they couldn't have made anyway.

Bryce Harper:

Tired: If only Tarik Skubal were here. Wired: If only Bryce Harper, Cal Raleigh and Byron Buxton were actually hitting in the WBC.

BRYCE. FUCKING. HARPER.

@mattdeis We had a neighbors tree come down, hit and damage a tree in our yard, and then take out another neighbors fence. The logistics a d paperwork between 3 insurance companies was enough to make me want to go back to renting.

@BryanExMachina The stupid little white fence partition belongs to our neighbor too 😬🫣

Perfect way to cap off a tough month! Thanks, nature 😂