Bryan

WELCOME TO #FYREFESTIVAL

@domluszczyszyn @notmyneon Oh man the way I loaded the replies hoping this would be JFresh Kuznetsov 2.0

@notmyneon for defensive defenseman?

Evan Bouchard?

Me at 5: The future will probably have flying cars! The future:

@LeggetNHL Was Kempe present at the skate?

Darcy Kuemper off the ice first. Expected starter tonight vs Philly #GoKingsGo

@JFreshHockey Oh no, he doesn’t fit there, now you have to reunite Bolduc and Thomas on their own line, this is so bad for the Habs and their fans

Is Thomas the right fit between Demidov and Slafkovsky though? It kind of seems to me like you'd want a shot-first guy with wheels between them... essentially an upgraded Kapanen I guess

@FriedgeHNIC @ArponBasu Add 3 to the counter, expect to hear the updated numbers on Friday!

3 players on waivers for purposes for contract termination: Ryan McAllister (FLA), Filip Larsson (PIT) & Samuel Johannesson (STL0

Blais (MON) on waivers

We are living through a moment where a group of people do not just disagree, they do not even acknowledge a shared fundamental reality. There is no common frame of reference, no mutual set of facts from which discourse can even begin. They can watch the same video, from multiple angles, and walk away convinced they saw a completely different event. They exist inside a narrative so deeply entrenched that to question it, to even acknowledge a contradiction, is to commit some sort of ideological treason. This is a deliberate, conditioned immunity to contradiction. It is a cultivated resistance to evidence. They have developed a mind so thoroughly welded to its chosen reality that it will alter, discard, or fabricate whatever it must to maintain coherence. They can be shown, in real time, the unraveling of their worldview, and they will patch over the holes with fantasy rather than face any doubt whatsoever. Politics has turned knowledge itself into a partisan weapon. The expectation is no longer to seek truth, but to defend your team at all costs. There is a lingering obligation to have an opinion on everything, to be informed at all times, to adopt the correct stance. And so, they improvise. They adopt prefabricated opinions handed down by their faction. They fill in the gaps with instinctive loyalty rather than demonstrating any semblance of independent thought. The game is rigged, and they know it. Two parties, two choices, two sides that everyone is herded into, and neither is worth the loyalty demanded of them. But to acknowledge this would be to admit powerlessness, to admit that they are trapped in an illusion of choice. So they cope. They retroactively justify their allegiance by turning their side into something righteous, infallible, and necessary. The alternative is too terrifying. It is a coping mechanism turned mass psychosis. And it is escalating. When reality itself is dictated by allegiance, when loyalty outranks reason, when every fact must be bent into submission to fit the tribe’s chosen narrative, the outcome is inevitable: war. When factions exist in separate realities, they cannot coexist. They cannot negotiate, they cannot reason, they cannot even comprehend the other side as anything but a threat. This is irreconcilable. We cannot function like this. A society cannot sustain itself when its people are no longer individuals but ideological husks, possessed by abstractions, fighting battles for masters who do not even know their names. You are not your faction. You are not your party. You are not an extension of a collective mind. The moment you outsource your thinking, the moment you allow yourself to believe that your side must be right because the alternative is unbearable, you have ceased to be an individual. You have become another interchangeable pawn in a game that does not need you to think, only to obey. Wake up. This war for reality is not one you want to be drafted into.

For gods sake, I know I routinely tweet about how stupid anthems at sporting events are but holy fuck my ears are bleeding

BALL DONT LIE

Team of fucking destiny. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Mbokoooooooo

MBOKO

@chasedownleads Hold them at the toll booth, where I’ve cleverly installed several vending machines.

You own the toll booth and will collect $25 if the trolley runs over 5 people Or you can have it run over just 1 person, but you won’t collect a toll What do you do?

@MarcPDumont Schedule is actually generally quite favourable in terms of back-to-backs, according to @IneffectiveMath

team player 🤣🤣

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

"Dad, I'm thirsty" "Go buy a drink from the vending machine in the kitchen" Guess who owns the vending machine Passive income is too easy

@seanhhm You’re sleeping on how big Bolduc is. Watched a lot of Blues hockey down the stretch and this guy is a DOG. Modern forechecker with offensive juice. Kent bought the stock early.

Team is objectively way better than at the end of the season. Really, it’s the Dobson trade doing the heavy lifting — but that’s all matters today. In: Dobson Bolduc Kakhonen Blais Out: Mailloux Heineman Primeau Expiring free agents

@DimFilipovic @travisyost Still think about your tweet coining this as The Shot™️ every time I see the clip

The legend grows

@mndamico Does it kick in at midnight or noon tomorrow?

Discussed yesterday, but the timing of the NTC kicking in is why any Kyrou deal would have to come to fruition over the next 11 hours. After that, Kyrou would have a full NTC in place until the final year of his contract.

**Breaking News** 🚨 📰 I’m told the @NYIslanders are trading D Dobson to @CanadiensMTL . #HockeyX