@TheBabylonBee I’m sorry to break it to you guys because I know ya’ll live in California but God actually hates the Dodgers. Sorry.
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@mmaonpoint @Bease11 It’ll be one the most iconic images in American history!
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This is so American. I love it. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The White House@WhiteHouse
Just the beginning of a legendary night at the People’s House. 📸🇺🇸
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@robbystarbuck Elon Musk would be worth 2 trillion if he wasn’t a serial philanderer.
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Too many young men think they need to wait until they have their life perfectly together to get married but in my life experience, I say to hell with that, find yourself a good woman and she’ll help you unlock the best man you can be and vice versa.
E Forest Owen@EForestOwen
The biggest decision in life that you will make is accepting Jesus into your life. The second is the spouse that you marry. I owe all of what I have to the above. My wife was the one who encouraged me to apply to @SpaceX when I already had job secured elsewhere after college. She encouraged me to move to Starbase and work on the Starship when I was very hesitant on doing so. She has supported me throughout multiple 7 day work weeks and 16+ hour work days. Blessed and highly favored is an understatement.
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Knicks fans were REALLY not a fan of this school bus last night
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@barstoolsports Let that be an example for every star QB who insists on being the highest paid. Brunson and Brady. They’re the legends.
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Jalen Brunson sacrificed over $100 million to give the Knicks a better chance to compete for a title.
Tonight he’s an NBA champion and a legend in New York for life.
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@TheLaurenChen Small town America is pretty awesome. Low crime, good people, clean and beautiful scenery.
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Also, so visiting Europeans don't get scared, most of America is safe!
But yes, certain cities do earn their reputation for being dangerous
I recommend you check local crime stats before planning any trips
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"Poverty causes crime"
Jackson, Mississippi has a murder rate 20 times higher than Rwanda's.
St. Louis has a murder rate almost 35 times higher than Ghana's.
Stop it.
No more excuses.
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@ClayTravis I don’t love it but I’m also not a foreign policy expert. The people of Iran need to rise up now. This looks like their last chance for awhile.
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Iran would not get its assets unfrozen until it complies with the terms of the deal.
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Senior administration official just now briefing on Iran: the minute Iran agreement is signed the strait of Hormuz will be 100% open with zero tolling or restrictions. Iran has also agreed its nuclear material will be removed & destroyed. Expectation is deal will be signed soon.
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It is unironically easier to rebuild after firebombings than mass migration.
Skade@SkadeVictory
Belfast
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C'mon Iran, its his birthday wish, take the deal
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Trump says his birthday wish is "world peace"
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@TheCalvinCooli1 Democrats always offer free money. I think Hunter will be more direct. Free hookers and coke.
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🚨Weird News: Hunter Biden says he will run in 2028 with Gavin Newsom, but only as his VP.
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@ChaseDaniel Luther Burden will be the first person think of after next year.
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@Bear_Down_Adam @creamsleeve Love lowered his stupid Packer head.
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94 more days until the Bears regular season opener!!
(This sack egregiously didn't count, btw... "Bears Tax" was in full effect)
Cream sleeve@creamsleeve
94 more days until the Bears regular season opener!! Here is #94 Keith Traylor with the greatest big boy run of all time off the interception! - cream
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@CHGO_Cubs Oh but don’t worry. The White Sox are in first place. Shoot me.
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this proves it
there is no one more qualified to be president in 2028 than JD Vance
Kayleigh McEnany@kayleighmcenany
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Here is the first picture of @VP @JDVance and @SLOTUS from the new chicken coop at the Naval Observatory. The Vances are seen holding one of their new chicks in the coop window, built by Carolina Coops and provided at no cost to taxpayers.
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🇮🇱 innovation could help redefine cancer treatment.
Researchers at the Technion have developed groundbreaking nanoparticles that halted aggressive tumor growth - not by delivering drugs, but by preventing cancer from hijacking the body's immune system.
A promising step toward safer, smarter, and more effective cancer therapies.
ynetnews.com/health_science…
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@_SiakaMassaquoi I’ve already preordered his book “If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer”. Forward is by OJ.
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Man it's easy to get multiple views on here if you're a liar.
Let's try it out
Karmelo was innocent!
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