Being drunk in a hotel room watching tv reminds of the first time Trump got impeached for the first time for whatever reason. Would be cool if that all happened again
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Ben Safford
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Ben Safford
@Bs6885
Gifted and talented. Suspiciously nice. Jewish. Paid for by Pharma.
Katılım Nisan 2010
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Sitting here at the bar after painting at the house (that I own) eating steamed clams and singing steal my sunshine. Life is good
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Last time I saw Mr. Met, he high fived me. Easy to conclude that Mr. Met just doesn’t like assholes
Sid Rosenberg@sidrosenberg19
This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!
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Well shit. This whole time I thought they were referring to someone else
New York Post@nypost
Matthew Perry drug dealer 'Ketamine Queen' flaunted life of luxury trib.al/s8FdiLB
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Me after watching the first inning of the seventh game of the Mets season
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Cant wait to see all the stupid tweets about Lindor not running on sotos ground ball because they hate each other
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I get to watch the Mets game at the bar in LaGuardia as god intended
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So I’ve heard
Ritika Choudhary@Ritikachoudhar
A lot of married women are getting fucked at the gym.
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Ok I guess I’ll just kms
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_
Edwin Diaz enters to Timmy Trumpet for the first time at Dodger Stadium
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I didn’t know he was a navy seal. I just thought he was the regular kind of seal
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Wearing Canada hockey jerseys before playing an elimination game against Team USA is a choice
Bob Nightengale@BNightengale
Team Canada wearing their hockey jerseys in pregame warmups
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If you keep giving me Fridays the 13th I will keep getting random tattoos, even if I’m on vacation
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